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Cum Dispenser 

When a male is either willingly or unwillingly used for no other purpose other than to orgasm repeatedly, in order to produce semen. The semen is then used for any number of purposes, often consumption. The practice can go for any amount of time, and the individual may be forced to cum over and over again throughout the time period.
Last night I tied up my boyfriend and used him as a cum dispenser...his balls were so red after I made him cum over eight times throughout the night!
Cum Dispenser by Xiwt June 13, 2012
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Cum Dispenser

Cum Dispenser/ Cumdispenser: The male version of a cumdumpster. Like how cum dumpster is a degrading term used for women (either used in a very misogynistic manner or used between two consenting individuals involving a woman who enjoys degradation as a kink), cum dispenser is a term insinuating that shooting or dispensing cum like a sex toy is all a man is good for, with the same undertones of him being "cheap," "easy," or "for everybody" that cum dumpster does. This can be used if you either want to degrade a man with harmful intent or if a submissive man enjoys degradation in the bedroom.
1:

"fuck your nothing but a human cum dispenser are you?"
"yes mommy I am"

2:

"Hey did you know Jake has a body count of over 20"
"omg he's literally nothing but a fucking cum dispenser lol"
Cum Dispenser by humanbat February 28, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026