Cum Dispensor
You Cum dispensor! I hate you!
Cum Dispensor by y.valenzuela May 24, 2008
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Cum Dispenser
When a male is either willingly or unwillingly used for no other purpose other than to orgasm repeatedly, in order to produce semen. The semen is then used for any number of purposes, often consumption. The practice can go for any amount of time, and the individual may be forced to cum over and over again throughout the time period.
Last night I tied up my boyfriend and used him as a cum dispenser...his balls were so red after I made him cum over eight times throughout the night!
Cum Dispenser by Xiwt June 13, 2012
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Cum Dispenser
Cum Dispenser/ Cumdispenser: The male version of a cumdumpster. Like how cum dumpster is a degrading term used for women (either used in a very misogynistic manner or used between two consenting individuals involving a woman who enjoys degradation as a kink), cum dispenser is a term insinuating that shooting or dispensing cum like a sex toy is all a man is good for, with the same undertones of him being "cheap," "easy," or "for everybody" that cum dumpster does. This can be used if you either want to degrade a man with harmful intent or if a submissive man enjoys degradation in the bedroom.
1:
"fuck your nothing but a human cum dispenser are you?"
"yes mommy I am"
2:
"Hey did you know Jake has a body count of over 20"
"omg he's literally nothing but a fucking cum dispenser lol"
"fuck your nothing but a human cum dispenser are you?"
"yes mommy I am"
2:
"Hey did you know Jake has a body count of over 20"
"omg he's literally nothing but a fucking cum dispenser lol"
Cum Dispenser by humanbat February 28, 2026
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