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Bitcoin Cultist
a bitcoin "enthusiast" that worships bitcoin and believes it is the only valid cryptocurrency (considers all other coins as "shitcoins"); their entire self-worth is defined entirely around bitcoin and its movement. Easily incensed at the mere existence of any other cryptocurrencies, and attacks anyone whom they perceive may have said anything even remotely negative about bitcoin.
Can be easily identified by the toxic nature they bring to any cryptocurrency discussion (especially when uninvited), and adherence to cult-like rituals, like having avatar and profile pictures with 'satanic eyes', and calling whom they consider 'bitcoin non-believers' as being "rekt". Bitcoin Cultists also live under the belief that soon the entire financial system will suddenly collapse all at once, and that they'll magically be the only ones left standing, without being able to actually articulate exactly how this will all happen.
Can be easily identified by the toxic nature they bring to any cryptocurrency discussion (especially when uninvited), and adherence to cult-like rituals, like having avatar and profile pictures with 'satanic eyes', and calling whom they consider 'bitcoin non-believers' as being "rekt". Bitcoin Cultists also live under the belief that soon the entire financial system will suddenly collapse all at once, and that they'll magically be the only ones left standing, without being able to actually articulate exactly how this will all happen.
Bitcoin Cultist by JuliusCesarus June 29, 2021
Cuties
A disgusting new movie that Netflix is making that glorifies pedophilia, and shows 11yo, FUCKING 11YO TWERKING.
And by the way, this shit it TV-MA, you know this director wanted to make this movie for Epstein's buddies.
#BanCuties
And by the way, this shit it TV-MA, you know this director wanted to make this movie for Epstein's buddies.
#BanCuties
Cuties scares me, and it should scare you.
This whole "MAPS" community is complete bs, and all it is, is pedophilia. It is a mental illness, and any grown adult suffering from it needs to find some help.
I've seen a lot of people countering this by saying, "well back then being LGBT was considered a mental illness!"
Difference between being gay, and being a pedo, is that the former is consentual, and happens between fully-developed adults.
The latter doesn't, and current science proves that children do not have fully enough developed brains to consent.
I hope to God Pedos are never accepted into society, but if it happens in my day, I think I'll just commit Seppuku.
Fuck Netflix for aproving this shit.
This whole "MAPS" community is complete bs, and all it is, is pedophilia. It is a mental illness, and any grown adult suffering from it needs to find some help.
I've seen a lot of people countering this by saying, "well back then being LGBT was considered a mental illness!"
Difference between being gay, and being a pedo, is that the former is consentual, and happens between fully-developed adults.
The latter doesn't, and current science proves that children do not have fully enough developed brains to consent.
I hope to God Pedos are never accepted into society, but if it happens in my day, I think I'll just commit Seppuku.
Fuck Netflix for aproving this shit.
Cuties by Just Another Zoomer August 20, 2020
Katana Cultist
Someone who thinks the katana is the ultimate weapon, unbeatable by any other sword. Also call Kanata Fanbois.
"Dude look what I got! It's a combat ready katana! Imma win for sure now!"
"I never had you pegged for a Katana Cultist, get that out of here."
"I never had you pegged for a Katana Cultist, get that out of here."
Katana Cultist by Nilgodmode January 21, 2015
Cutiest
Toyla Leviness
Lauren: omg my boyfriend is the cutiest
Me: is that a word?
Her: idk let’s add it to the dictionary
Me: bet I gotcha right now
Me: is that a word?
Her: idk let’s add it to the dictionary
Me: bet I gotcha right now
Cutiest by Rockout137c October 1, 2019
Cuties
A 2020 Netflix original used to catch pedophiles.
Plot: 11 year old Amy joins a group of other 11 year olds who practice twerking for a dancing contest. This angers her mother because she is 11 years old and being a whore. Somehow the mother is the villian because she is being rational.
Idea of the movie: Sexualizing kids is bad, let's sexualize kids in a movie to show it's bad.
Note: They actually got children to twerk in the movie, and it's on Netflix, and they haven't taken it down yet. And they won't.
Plot: 11 year old Amy joins a group of other 11 year olds who practice twerking for a dancing contest. This angers her mother because she is 11 years old and being a whore. Somehow the mother is the villian because she is being rational.
Idea of the movie: Sexualizing kids is bad, let's sexualize kids in a movie to show it's bad.
Note: They actually got children to twerk in the movie, and it's on Netflix, and they haven't taken it down yet. And they won't.
"Have you watched Cuties? Would you suggest it to me?"
"Well unless you're a normal person, yeah, give it a try."
"Well unless you're a normal person, yeah, give it a try."
Cuties by Boogyman354 September 26, 2020
Cuties
Definition 1: all of you reading this
Definition 2: A disgusting pedophile Netflix movie about little girls twerking
Definition 2: A disgusting pedophile Netflix movie about little girls twerking
Cuties by matt the mf cat September 18, 2020
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"