CueTipping

When you wrap you finger in toilet paper and insert it into your own arsehole after taking a shit to give it the best possible clean.

Person 1: my girl is going to rim me tonight.
Person 2: make sure you give yourself a good CueTipping first. That will improve your chances of her doing it again.
Person 1: good thinking

by Fatkid the Baptist August 9, 2023

cowtipping terrorists

Anti-government acitivists led by Ammon Bundy, a Montana rancher whose father Cliven Bundy led an armed standoff with federal agents in Nevada in 2014 and who has described his supporters as “militia men.” Also known as “self-styled militiamen” (Reuters), “armed activists” (the New York Times) and “armed protesters” (The Washington Post).

These cowtipping terrorists don't take kindly to the feds telling them where they can graze their cattle and where they cannot.

by LaughingAloud April 14, 2016

cuntsipping

When you're out at a bar and one of your friends decides he's going to drink in the slow lane all night.

We all were ready to party except for Dave who was cuntsipping his Coors Light all night.

by Seminole93 July 26, 2015

cowtipping

to tip over a cow while it is sleeping and then run away before it wakes up

Joe got arrested for cowtipping on Farmer Dan's farm.

by Ashley December 21, 2003

cowtipping

sexual intercourse between a small male and a large female or between two or more males, one of which is overweight

Andrew: How do you know they're gay?

Stephen: Dude, because that guy went cowtipping last night with the bartender!

by Karl Davidson December 19, 2007

cowtipping

sexual intercourse between a small male and a large female or between two or more males, one of which is overweight

Andrew: How do you know they're gay?

Stephen: Dude, because that guy went cowtipping last night with the bartender!

by Karl Davidson December 19, 2007