cuntsipping
When you're out at a bar and one of your friends decides he's going to drink in the slow lane all night.
cuntsipping by Seminole93 July 26, 2015
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cuntlapping
"Cuntlapping is my favorite indoor sport, so lie down, sweetie."
"You better be able to breathe through your ears, buster!"
"You better be able to breathe through your ears, buster!"
cuntlapping by Cornholio October 30, 2003
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cuntscaping by Planeswalker___ December 15, 2008
CueTipping
When you wrap you finger in toilet paper and insert it into your own arsehole after taking a shit to give it the best possible clean.
Person 1: my girl is going to rim me tonight.
Person 2: make sure you give yourself a good CueTipping first. That will improve your chances of her doing it again.
Person 1: good thinking
Person 2: make sure you give yourself a good CueTipping first. That will improve your chances of her doing it again.
Person 1: good thinking
CueTipping by Fatkid the Baptist August 9, 2023
Cuntspring
Cuntspring by Mimilo February 18, 2024
Cuntclipping
Casual or unconstrained sad stand up bits about other comedians, typically in a cowardice fashion. After the comedian has left the stage.
Cuntclipping by Mrcriticalthinking February 29, 2024
Cuntclipping
Casual or unconstrained sad stand up bits about other comedians, typically in a cowardice fashion. After the comedian has left the stage.
Or outside of a roast.
Or outside of a roast.
Cuntclipping by Mrcriticalthinking February 29, 2024
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