cuntsipping

When you're out at a bar and one of your friends decides he's going to drink in the slow lane all night.

We all were ready to party except for Dave who was cuntsipping his Coors Light all night.

by Seminole93 July 26, 2015

cuntlapping

A man's (or a lesbian's) gift to a woman; oral caress of the vulva and clitoris.

"Cuntlapping is my favorite indoor sport, so lie down, sweetie."
"You better be able to breathe through your ears, buster!"

by Cornholio October 30, 2003

cuntscaping

The act of a female shaving her pubic hair in order to make her cunt look more attractive.

Sasha Grey's my favorite porn star; she has excellent cuntscaping.

by Planeswalker___ December 15, 2008

CueTipping

When you wrap you finger in toilet paper and insert it into your own arsehole after taking a shit to give it the best possible clean.

Person 1: my girl is going to rim me tonight.
Person 2: make sure you give yourself a good CueTipping first. That will improve your chances of her doing it again.
Person 1: good thinking

by Fatkid the Baptist August 9, 2023

Cuntspring

Offspring out of a cunt; small kid; same as cuntface or fucker

My cuntspring

Moy pezdiuk

by Mimilo February 18, 2024

Cuntclipping

Casual or unconstrained sad stand up bits about other comedians, typically in a cowardice fashion. After the comedian has left the stage.

He's a dogshit stand up comedian, that's why he's always cuntclipping.

by Mrcriticalthinking February 29, 2024

Cuntclipping

Casual or unconstrained sad stand up bits about other comedians, typically in a cowardice fashion. After the comedian has left the stage.
Or outside of a roast.

He's a dogshit stand up comedian, that's why he's always cuntclipping.

by Mrcriticalthinking February 29, 2024