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cowtipping

to tip over a cow while it is sleeping and then run away before it wakes up
Joe got arrested for cowtipping on Farmer Dan's farm.
by Ashley December 21, 2003
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cowtipping

sexual intercourse between a small male and a large female or between two or more males, one of which is overweight
Andrew: How do you know they're gay?

Stephen: Dude, because that guy went cowtipping last night with the bartender!
by Karl Davidson December 19, 2007
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cowtipping

sexual intercourse between a small male and a large female or between two or more males, one of which is overweight
Andrew: How do you know they're gay?

Stephen: Dude, because that guy went cowtipping last night with the bartender!
by Karl Davidson December 19, 2007
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cowtipping terrorists

Anti-government acitivists led by Ammon Bundy, a Montana rancher whose father Cliven Bundy led an armed standoff with federal agents in Nevada in 2014 and who has described his supporters as “militia men.” Also known as “self-styled militiamen” (Reuters), “armed activists” (the New York Times) and “armed protesters” (The Washington Post).
These cowtipping terrorists don't take kindly to the feds telling them where they can graze their cattle and where they cannot.
by LaughingAloud April 14, 2016
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cow tipping

The act of giving monetary reward to cows that have provided good service.

This is particularly common in rural societies, where cows are routinely employed in the service industry. Cows are not entitled to the minimum wage and rely heavily on tips.

Many cows blow their tips on their grass habit.

Not to be confused with cow topping, which is the selective removal of the extremities of a cow, to encourage further growth.
Heather 1: Hey let's get drunk and go cow tipping tonight!

Heather 2: Well if you're going to get drunk make sure to leave a good tip for the cow.
by Fishyrich April 27, 2019
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Cow tipping

The act of leaving a nice tip for a cow for their great service
John: Hey look a sleeping cow!
Greg: that cow served me my soup earlier.
John: let's wake him up to give him some extra money for his hard work
Greg: great idea! Let's do some cow tipping!
by Roller Skate Mouse October 16, 2022
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College Cow Tipping

When one enters the dorm room of a sleeping fat girl and pushes her out of bed. Often the result of drinking or extreme boredom.
The pledges were told to go college cow tipping, so they pushed a sleeping fat girl out of her bed.
by IrshBstrd January 25, 2010
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