cowtipping
cowtipping by Ashley December 21, 2003
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cowtipping
sexual intercourse between a small male and a large female or between two or more males, one of which is overweight
Andrew: How do you know they're gay?
Stephen: Dude, because that guy went cowtipping last night with the bartender!
Stephen: Dude, because that guy went cowtipping last night with the bartender!
cowtipping by Karl Davidson December 19, 2007
cowtipping
sexual intercourse between a small male and a large female or between two or more males, one of which is overweight
Andrew: How do you know they're gay?
Stephen: Dude, because that guy went cowtipping last night with the bartender!
Stephen: Dude, because that guy went cowtipping last night with the bartender!
cowtipping by Karl Davidson December 19, 2007
cowtipping terrorists
Anti-government acitivists led by Ammon Bundy, a Montana rancher whose father Cliven Bundy led an armed standoff with federal agents in Nevada in 2014 and who has described his supporters as “militia men.” Also known as “self-styled militiamen” (Reuters), “armed activists” (the New York Times) and “[armed protesters[” (The Washington Post).
These cowtipping terrorists don't take kindly to the feds telling them where they can graze their cattle and where they cannot.
cowtipping terrorists by LaughingAloud April 14, 2016
cow tipping
The act of giving monetary reward to cows that have provided good service.
This is particularly common in rural societies, where cows are routinely employed in the service industry. Cows are not entitled to the minimum wage and rely heavily on tips.
Many cows blow their tips on their grass habit.
Not to be confused with cow topping, which is the selective removal of the extremities of a cow, to encourage further growth.
This is particularly common in rural societies, where cows are routinely employed in the service industry. Cows are not entitled to the minimum wage and rely heavily on tips.
Many cows blow their tips on their grass habit.
Not to be confused with cow topping, which is the selective removal of the extremities of a cow, to encourage further growth.
Heather 1: Hey let's get drunk and go cow tipping tonight!
Heather 2: Well if you're going to get drunk make sure to leave a good tip for the cow.
Heather 2: Well if you're going to get drunk make sure to leave a good tip for the cow.
cow tipping by Fishyrich April 27, 2019
Cow tipping
John: Hey look a sleeping cow!
Greg: that cow served me my soup earlier.
John: let's wake him up to give him some extra money for his hard work
Greg: great idea! Let's do some cow tipping!
Greg: that cow served me my soup earlier.
John: let's wake him up to give him some extra money for his hard work
Greg: great idea! Let's do some cow tipping!
Cow tipping by Roller Skate Mouse October 16, 2022
College Cow Tipping
When one enters the dorm room of a sleeping fat girl and pushes her out of bed. Often the result of drinking or extreme boredom.
College Cow Tipping by IrshBstrd January 25, 2010