Cuddletrap
When you have shit to do but your kid wants you to snuggle them until they fall asleep and you end up passing out with them.
Cuddletrap by Nerdenbirder October 2, 2016
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cuddlerape
1) You wake up after a night of hardcore partying and notice someone you don't like cuddled up to you.
2) Someone breaks into your house, gets in your bed, and you wake up with them cuddling with you.
3) If Goldilocks were to climb into baby bears bed while baby bear was there, baby bear would have woke up to being cuddleraped.
2) Someone breaks into your house, gets in your bed, and you wake up with them cuddling with you.
3) If Goldilocks were to climb into baby bears bed while baby bear was there, baby bear would have woke up to being cuddleraped.
cuddlerape by that1guyukno April 18, 2010
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cuddlepractic
Cuddlepractic is like chiropractic except your partner is the one who squeezes, rubs and cuddles you so hard it gives you a full back, rib or neck adjustment.
cuddlepractic by Woody17 October 26, 2020
cuddletarian
(noun)
1. A word used, often disparagingly, to describe individuals who profess to "love" animals but still consume animal products.
2. Individuals who seem to only care about the welfare of "cute" animals such as popular mammals while lacking concern for less appealing animals like reptiles or insects.
3. Occasionally, specifically used to denote individuals who subscribe to the ethnocentric viewpoint that eating companion animals (dogs, cats) is wrong, but eating livestock (cattle, chickens, pigs, etc) is acceptable.
1. A word used, often disparagingly, to describe individuals who profess to "love" animals but still consume animal products.
2. Individuals who seem to only care about the welfare of "cute" animals such as popular mammals while lacking concern for less appealing animals like reptiles or insects.
3. Occasionally, specifically used to denote individuals who subscribe to the ethnocentric viewpoint that eating companion animals (dogs, cats) is wrong, but eating livestock (cattle, chickens, pigs, etc) is acceptable.
1. "I was at a fund raiser for a animal shelter yesterday and a woman at my table was eating a turkey sandwich. I'm so sick of hypocritical cuddletarians!"
2. "Mike boycotts veal and loves his pet kitten, but eats fish practically every day; cuddletairian, much?"
3. "Some cuddletarian animal welfare groups campaign against dog and cat eating in China but never say a word about eating cattle, pigs, and poultry in our own country."
2. "Mike boycotts veal and loves his pet kitten, but eats fish practically every day; cuddletairian, much?"
3. "Some cuddletarian animal welfare groups campaign against dog and cat eating in China but never say a word about eating cattle, pigs, and poultry in our own country."
cuddletarian by Wiktor May 29, 2008
Cuddlerape
When you suddenly go from cuddling to doing sexual things, and vice versa, or cuddling and doing sexual things at the same time.
Cuddlerape by FwahnessTrademark September 23, 2009
Cuddlerape
Cuddlerape by Antrerio Villamonte January 12, 2010
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