Penguin's definitions

Penis

the thing that starts out as a vienna sausage, and either stays this way, or grows up to be mr penis

your penis is large, your penis is so thick, your penis is so pretty, you have a handsome dick

by penguin November 2, 2003

slacker

one who is slow in doing normal activites

see llama

damnit, jonny is such a slacker

by penguin October 28, 2002

saq

to place something into a shopping bag

yes maam, I'll saq that for you. Paper or plastic?

by penguin October 27, 2002

LUE Chat

where the worlds greatest assholes team up and fight the worlds biggest douche bags. Throw a few random buttholes and turds in the mix. Top off with 1 helluva badass penguin guy.
Thats lue chat

Lue chat sucks because of dragon and white.

by penguin November 15, 2004

asslamp

The act of one's self sitting on a lamp

Nah, Im busy... I gotta asslamp

by penguin October 27, 2002

domokun

A large brown loaf. He was born on a hilltop from a strange white egg. He enjoys rice and walks in the moonlight. He dislikes apples.

Domokun says "Raaaawwrrhh"

by Penguin March 17, 2003

carnie hands

When someone has exceptionally small hands. Probably started with Austin Powers.

"I can't find mittens that fit because of my carnie hands."

by Penguin December 3, 2004