cuddlerape

Verb: When someone cuddles with you against your will.

1) You wake up after a night of hardcore partying and notice someone you don't like cuddled up to you.

2) Someone breaks into your house, gets in your bed, and you wake up with them cuddling with you.

3) If Goldilocks were to climb into baby bears bed while baby bear was there, baby bear would have woke up to being cuddleraped.

by that1guyukno April 18, 2010

Cuddlerape

When you suddenly go from cuddling to doing sexual things, and vice versa, or cuddling and doing sexual things at the same time.

I was really shocked when my boyfriend cuddleraped me last night.

by FwahnessTrademark September 23, 2009

Cuddlerape

Noun: What happens when you unwillingly cuddlecum all over. See also: Cuddlecumming.

Jason cuddleraped Jess while she was trying to watch tv in bed.

by Antrerio Villamonte January 12, 2010

cuddle rape

v. To sometimes violently cuddle with someone against their consent.

I couldn't sleep, much less breathe, because Adrienne was cuddle raping me all night.

by Tool Chest July 31, 2005

cuddlenap

Cuddling which is so nice it turns into a nap. Generally in the spooning style.

Want to join me for a cuddlenap?

John and I had the best cuddlenap ever yesterday.

by Penguin June 25, 2005

Cuddletrap

When you have shit to do but your kid wants you to snuggle them until they fall asleep and you end up passing out with them.

I would have cleaned the kitchen but I got cuddletrapped.

by Nerdenbirder October 2, 2016

Cuddle Rape

When your significant other doesn't like to cuddle so you wait till they fall asleep and then you spoon with them.

My wife was bitching about me touching her because she was hot so after she fell asleep I cuddle raped her ass.

by xBobLoblawx November 1, 2012