Definitions by Woody17

Tock 

People typically tock at night. This is when two people lock their toes together, typically in bed. It would be the equivalent of holding hands but you are holding feet.

Last night Kya said to me we need to "tock". I asked "about what" and she said no this is where we lay in bed, lock toes and hold feet in a display of love and romance. Just like holding hands walking down the street, we will hold feet all night long with a tock.

Tock by Woody17 December 7, 2023

Crownboy 

Similar to cowboy, this is when a man is a true prize catch in a relationship. It is like he is a prince if not a king to his partner, hence he is a Crownboy.

Mike is the greatest man I could ever ask for. I literally love him more than anything. He does everything for me to make sure I have the best life possible and makes me feel like royalty. He is my prince and he truly is my Crownboy.

Crownboy by Woody17 August 23, 2023

Twebbies 

When one person locks their fingers in between another person’s toes pushing down the webbing in between as a type of massage or affection.

Bro. This morning I woke up to Jen locking her fingers between my toes and pushing down. There is nothing better than being woken up with twebbies. It feels so dope massaging my toe gap.

Twebbies by Woody17 March 15, 2022

Preschooling 

Preschooling occurs when a grown man walks up to a urinal in public and drops his pants all the way to his ankles. He may also lean back for maximum coverage of the urinal.

Last night at the hockey game, Nick got so drunk he walked up to the urinal, dropped his drawers to his ankles and just started preschooling bud. All these other dudes just stood in there in complete disbelief.

Preschooling by Woody17 June 1, 2021

cuddlepractic

Cuddlepractic is like chiropractic except your partner is the one who squeezes, rubs and cuddles you so hard it gives you a full back, rib or neck adjustment.

My back is so sore tonight baby, can I have a cuddlepractic session to realign my back please.

cuddlepractic by Woody17 October 26, 2020

DTZ (Down To Zoom)

DTZ is the acronym for ‘Down To Zoom’.

Work has been crazy lately with this pandemic. Alex, Sabrina, Beau, Moussa, Gabriel, Jerique, Haley and Amy are all DTZ (Down To Zoom) but I don’t think I can do one more Zoom conference.

DTZ (Down To Zoom) by Woody17 April 10, 2020

Virtual Sleep Over (VSO) 

A virtual sleep over (VSO) is when two people who want to sleep in the same bed but can’t due to any reason so they FaceTime (or video call through any platform) keeping the connection open all night.

Hey babe, I am sorry I am away on business in Ottawa Canada tonight but we can still have a virtual sleep over (VSO) and be close to each other that way.

Virtual Sleep Over (VSO) by Woody17 February 14, 2020