Crystalann 

Crystalann is a girl that speaks her mind the kind of girl you will never forget she is fun and loving when you get to know her she has beautiful long black sometimes brown hair and the most exquisite brown eyes that are oh so beautiful she is the kind of person you wanna marry and have kids with one of the best kisser ever best sex you've ever had she will accept you for who you are and make you feel wanted until you say something rude or piss her off then you will have hell to pay

Friend: Why are you so happy

Guy: I married Crystalann

Crystalann by Chancegahabe November 11, 2013

Crystalann 

Crystalann’s tend to be anti social creatures. Mostly short leprechaun built beings filled with a lot of anger packed in a small body. Most have a sour patch kid way of life first sour then sweet. You might get punched and cut on your faces but Crystalann will proceed to stitch it up. Crystalann’s are really big babies inside and tend to sleep with stuffed animals at night with a nightlight. Still someone you want to marry the occasional broken bone is worth it.

Friend: “why are you so happy.. you have a broke arm?”
Guy: “it’s worth it I married a Crystalann ;)”

Crystalann by Thedefiner1000 November 10, 2019

Crystalyn 

shes an all around amazing girl. shes super smart and nice. she always helps you first and she'll worry about herself later. she has a smile that could light up the darkest tunnel. a laugh that makes you smile. she has eyes that mezmerize you and she has a body but swears she dont. shes one of a kind and absolutely beautiful. all the girls hate her cuz all the guys love her, but she swears like shes so ugly. she deserves a slap for saying anything bad about her self because shes fucking perfect. and any guy that passes her up (louis aka the guy she is in LOVE with) is the biggest idiot ever. no one ever thinks of talking shit about her because as sweet as she is she aint affraid to kick some ass. dont even think of messing with her family cuz the next thing you know ur laying on the groung wondering what the hell happened?!?!

albert: dude whos that girl that just walked by?
louis: thats Crystalyn
albert: does she have a man?
louis: she dont. she used to like me too but i dont like her
albert: dont talk to me no more
louis: what?!? why?!?
albert: you just passed up Crystalyn! you dont get dumber than that

Crystalyn by the grl u cant get enough of! September 21, 2011

crystalling 

Pronounced “Cris-stall-ing”, this word means to delay giving birth. Your feet look like sausages, walking turned into waddling, strangers give you sympathetic looks, and friends can’t believe you are still pregnant. Yet you are stalling as if you can drag this on forever...give birth already!!!

Lady #1: Did Crystal have dat baby girl yet?

Lady #2: No, she be Crystalling all week!
Lady #1: Dang girl, it gunna be like 12 pounds at dis rate!

crystalling by Poway Guy May 22, 2018

Crystalling 

When a girl named Crystal doesn't respond to your messages in a timely manner (sometimes years). Leaving you to drive yourself nuts second-guessing everything you just said, or realizing that you never meant that much to her to begin with.

What about your breast friend Crystal?
She's Crystalling me after I made that Dad joke/pun meme years ago.
What gives?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Crystalling by Chr1sDalt0n October 21, 2020

crystalline 

/ˈkrɪst(ə)lʌɪn/

adjective

1.Of, like, or clear as crystal.
2.{Chemistry & Mineral} Having the structure and form of a crystal. (crystallinity)

Definition 1."He writes a crystalline prose." or "The glass is very crystalline."

Definition 2."A crystalline rock."

crystalline by S@ddy January 12, 2018

crystalpunk 

A subculture/fashion/art/musical movement that originated from NYC in 2014. It is aesthetically centered on natural crystal and precious mineral formations. It is an outgrowth from movements such as Health Goth, New Age, Vaporwave, and Seapunk.

We knew she was a crystalpunk because she was wearing all white athletic clothes and a quartz pendant and talking about doing yoga in Bushwick.

crystalpunk by treeverb August 25, 2014