Crystalann

Crystalann is a girl that speaks her mind the kind of girl you will never forget she is fun and loving when you get to know her she has beautiful long black sometimes brown hair and the most exquisite brown eyes that are oh so beautiful she is the kind of person you wanna marry and have kids with one of the best kisser ever best sex you've ever had she will accept you for who you are and make you feel wanted until you say something rude or piss her off then you will have hell to pay
Friend: Why are you so happy

Guy: I married Crystalann
by Chancegahabe November 12, 2013
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Crystalann

Crystalann’s tend to be anti social creatures. Mostly short leprechaun built beings filled with a lot of anger packed in a small body. Most have a sour patch kid way of life first sour then sweet. You might get punched and cut on your faces but Crystalann will proceed to stitch it up. Crystalann’s are really big babies inside and tend to sleep with stuffed animals at night with a nightlight. Still someone you want to marry the occasional broken bone is worth it.
Friend: “why are you so happy.. you have a broke arm?”
Guy: “it’s worth it I married a Crystalann ;)”
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