crystalpunk

A subculture/fashion/art/musical movement that originated from NYC in 2014. It is aesthetically centered on natural crystal and precious mineral formations. It is an outgrowth from movements such as Health Goth, New Age, Vaporwave, and Seapunk.

We knew she was a crystalpunk because she was wearing all white athletic clothes and a quartz pendant and talking about doing yoga in Bushwick.

crystalpunk by treeverb August 25, 2014

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Crystalpunk is a simpleton stampede, a coxcomb carnival, a daydreamers cabal, a platitude-peddling potlatch, a nihilists ambulation on tiptoe, an incantation of the language in the corners of your eyes, a wild farrago of those who run before they can walk, an ABD of being Free from the NOW! NOW! NOW! We wear non-matching socks: that is who we are!

a: Community through the eyes of socializations coloured words in a parlor with wind?
b: Icicles with the treasure chest under the sea of sand sink and sank for days choking on salted waves choking afront no suffocation, warping faces. purple faces.
a:KITTEN SHIT! crystalpunk ontop of a flea market!

crystalpunk by Getcrazycrunk May 12, 2008

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crystalpunk

A non-movement in which apparently home grown crystals become to crystalpunk as guitars are to punk. These crystals somehow have relation with random neuron firing and brains trying to construct pieces of some unknown whole image. Created by hipster(s) out of nonsensical streams of consciousness which supposedly form an as-yet unknown and meaningful whole.

Or, as another post already said... Kitten Shit.

Dyllyn, I got so stoned last night I saw the glimpses of the truth flowing from the Sex Pistols on Internet radio. I got swallowed up in the crystalpunk vibe when I saw the colors off of my crystals flowing through the music into old books I got last week.

crystalpunk by TitanShadow May 28, 2014

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Crystalsun

A badass warlock on World of Warcraft. Don't mess with this guy or you will be destroyed.Also on the server Shadowmoon.

Guy:Fuck you Crystalsun!

Crystalsun:BE DESTROYED PEST!

Random guy:Ha! Who else but Crystalsun!

Crystalsun by The guy named Crystalsun September 27, 2010

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Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.

"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"

Pretty Privilege by justagirljustme March 12, 2021

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priors

Prior convictions

Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.

priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008

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ABG

An acronym for an "aznbbygirl" meaning an asian female gangster. ABG's like to hang with gangsters and wear thin (slutty) clothing. They like to jump other girls who talk shit and make out with their boyfriends 24/7 (maybe even have sex.) Usually own side kicks who also like to text frequently. ABG'S also normally have a "ride or die" homie, someone who is always down for them, or die trying. ABG's are also known for dying their hair alot. From blonde to black. They have many piercings: multiple on the ears, and stomach/lip. They probably have teased hair, bangs, and have had extensions at one point or another. Could also have painted nails and tatoos. ABG's are super hot, but you would probably get jumped if you tried to hit on them. They also loiter and hang out past curfew.

"Oh shit look at those hotties at that boba house.."
"Watch out, see those gangsters next to them? Their obviously ABG's."
"Damn..still hot."

ABG by Lolzercoptorzallday February 7, 2009

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