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Crystalann

Crystalann’s tend to be anti social creatures. Mostly short leprechaun built beings filled with a lot of anger packed in a small body. Most have a sour patch kid way of life first sour then sweet. You might get punched and cut on your faces but Crystalann will proceed to stitch it up. Crystalann’s are really big babies inside and tend to sleep with stuffed animals at night with a nightlight. Still someone you want to marry the occasional broken bone is worth it.

Friend: “why are you so happy.. you have a broke arm?”
Guy: “it’s worth it I married a Crystalann ;)”

by Thedefiner1000 November 10, 2019