Breast friend

Your best friend whom also happens to have nice breasts.

Why don't you bring Crystal next time?
She's my breast friend, so I'm perpetually stuck in the friend zone. She'll probably leave with some asshole, after I paid for everything.

by Chr1sDalt0n October 22, 2020

Crystalling

When a girl named Crystal doesn't respond to your messages in a timely manner (sometimes years). Leaving you to drive yourself nuts second-guessing everything you just said, or realizing that you never meant that much to her to begin with.

What about your breast friend Crystal?
She's Crystalling me after I made that Dad joke/pun meme years ago.
What gives?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by Chr1sDalt0n October 22, 2020

boytemp

When you're a stand in temporary unofficial boyfriend, to keep a friend from backsliding or rebounding with an asshole.

Randy: I hear The Beast is single now?
Boytemp: Naw, I'm her boytemp. So go kick bricks, because she doesn't need whatever you think you have to offer. She's the best at finding the worst.

by Chr1sDalt0n July 22, 2020

cough-laugh

The act of laughing that is preceded by a cough.

When I told my catfish joke to Crystal, it made her cough-laugh so hard, she nearly busted a nut.

by Chr1sDalt0n May 22, 2023