Cryptotard

A slur to use against Crypto bros who think investing in a virtual item will be a fruitful payoff then immediately losing it all. Because calling them an idiot would go out the other ear.

Crypto Bro: “Dude I lost 1k on the HAWK Coin!”
Friend: That’s why you never invest in memecoins you illiterate cryptotard.

by TSZ_YT December 5, 2024

Cryptard

An asshole so consumed by cryptocurrency mining, that this is the only thing they know how to talk about, with no regard as to how no one else gives a shit.

Man, that dude is such a cryptard, that is all he ever talks about!

by Klaatu9898 February 6, 2018

Cryptards

All members of the secured.community crypto chat

I listened to the "expert" cryptards advice in the Secured crypto chats and lost my wife & house

by ResellBooster69 January 14, 2022

cryptarded

retarded almost to the point of death. Having barely enough brain cells to keep the vital organs functioning.

Dude, you are so cryptarded! Next time, put the tighty-whities on first.

by Verno the Inferno December 9, 2008

Cryptonerd

One who spends the majority of their time obsessing over cryptocurrency technologies, exchanges and the IoT (internet of things).

One who prefers to hide their identity, making purchases and transactions anonymous, especially in the cryptocurrency realm.

the cryptonerd spent the majority of his evening reading the iota white paper to understand the concept of the tangled method

by Diaspore August 20, 2017

Cryptard

Someone who thinks they know Cryptocurrencies and Assets, but know fuck-all. Generally, someone who has been in crypto form 1 day to 20 weeks only, but who are pig headed and ignorant mental pygmies.

Usually easy to detect as they will be forthcoming about their investment in Ripple (XRP) , BitConnect (BCC) as well as other ShiteCoins and DigitalDogShit.

Other methods of exposing cryptards are, if you say anything bad about Ripple (or in future, Stellar Lumens, or in the past, BitConnect) you will quickly get set upon by all the cryptards in the audience.

E.g. For exposing this truth, this definition will receive a lot of down-votes like a youtube video exposing the non-Crypto ShiteCoin......all of these down thumbs are by cryptards.

OK, fine, invest in that ShiteCoin Cryptard. Same time, same place next week; or will you be at home crying about your losses?

No, Ripple is not and never will be more decentralised than BitCoin or any CryptoCurrency; at least give me some rationale behind your delusions you total fucking cryptard.

Sure, Verge is better than every other mineable Privacy coin....you complete cryptard.

Oh yea, you are right you fucking cryptard, TRON will go to the moon with the 100BILLION coins, how fucking cryptarded are you?

by Dingus McFlaggan May 9, 2018

cryptocarrier

The first cryptocarrier was invented by Helium Mobile, you essentially pay people that deployed Helium 5G radios on their house across the US, these radios give carrier subscribers access to the internet and phone calls for much cheaper instead of paying other big expensive carriers! Oh also.. you get rewarded in crypto for being a subscriber! All you have to do is use your phone, stream content, tweet, search things on the internet!

You don't have a cryptocarrier? Man.. you're wasting so much money..

by Wireless2 October 13, 2022