Cryptards
Cryptards by ResellBooster69 January 14, 2022
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cryptards
abbreviation:
1. crypto-retards: people who buy cryptocurrency to get rich, mainly driven by crypto-frauds stupid tweets that don't make sense
2. crypto-frauds: people who run scams and rug-pull on crypto-retards
1. crypto-retards: people who buy cryptocurrency to get rich, mainly driven by crypto-frauds stupid tweets that don't make sense
2. crypto-frauds: people who run scams and rug-pull on crypto-retards
Michael Saylor believes cryptards are idiots as he is.
More chance of you to get lost with cryptards increases with a decrease in your IQ level
More chance of you to get lost with cryptards increases with a decrease in your IQ level
cryptards by judgement_day_doomsayer November 5, 2021
Related Words
Cryptard • cryptarded • cryptarchy • craptard • Cryptarbitration • craptardation • craptarts • CrapTurds • croptard • cryptaesia
Cryptard
An asshole so consumed by cryptocurrency mining, that this is the only thing they know how to talk about, with no regard as to how no one else gives a shit.
Cryptard by Klaatu9898 February 6, 2018
craptard
One who displays substandard intelligence while simultaneously being "full of crap."
adj: craptarded
adj: craptarded
cryptarded
retarded almost to the point of death. Having barely enough brain cells to keep the vital organs functioning.
cryptarded by Verno the Inferno December 9, 2008
cryptkids
cryptkids by nessie the blackmailer October 6, 2018
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