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a method of finding out the results or information of a favorite sports team or TV show by reading about it in the newspaper.
Man, I forgot to pay my cable bill last month, so now I have to rely on paperview to see if my team's winning.
by Verno the Inferno December 12, 2006

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retarded almost to the point of death. Having barely enough brain cells to keep the vital organs functioning.
Dude, you are so cryptarded! Next time, put the tighty-whities on first.
by Verno the Inferno December 11, 2006

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a violent episode of diarrhea most likely caused from the consumption of too much junk food including "fast food" burgers.
OOOh Crikey! I hope this is the end of my beefspray! And I hope I can find an air freshener.
by Verno the Inferno December 04, 2006

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A person who tells lies in order to impress others.
Man, you are such a poop shooter! Who in their right mind would believe that!
by Verno the Inferno December 04, 2006

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short for "special need"; a person who acts like a complete retard.
Dude! Your such a sneed! I told you not to lick it! Man, next time don't be so sneedy!
by Verno the Inferno December 04, 2006

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