Pronounced: ('You Got Cruised!') Is a expression that is usually used when someone proves that they are better than someone else without sounding like a Chav, leaving the victim speechless.

This can be used in any scenario.

Boy 1: Mum, please don't shout at me when my friends are...

Boy 1's Mum: Shut up you little shit! I can shout whenever I want!

Boy 2: You Got Cruzed!

You Got Cruzed! by natty56bp October 29, 2011

Related Words

Cruzzed • cruzed • Chuzzed • crazzedllama • cryzzed • Cuzzed Out • You Got Cruzed!

cruzed

When someone calls your wife ugly and you still kiss their ass then commit treason for them.

I totally got cruzed today at the senate.

cruzed by steverrrr January 11, 2021

Cuzzed Out

1.) To wear excessive gear that shows your a wanna-be Italian/Sicilian in the Northeastern Part of the U.S., where Cuz's (noun form) live.

2.) To speak with a heavy NY accent, while throwing out words like Mink/fangool/stoonad while not knowing what they really mean and how to spell them. (Hearing it on the Soprano's makes it ok)

3.) When your last name ends in a vowel, you know only the CHORUS to "lasciate mi cantare" and your great great grandparents came from Italy, yet you give yourself the right to being "100%" Italian.

Person A: "Yo, why Does Gino have his hair gelled, Prada sunglasses on, chain out, fila velour suit, and crisp white reebok classics on at the GYM?!"

Person B: "You know how he is, he's ALWAYS cuzzed out"

Cuzzed Out by BobbyBars July 11, 2009

cryzzed

The act of crying and jizzing at the same time. You feel bad for the act of copulation and/or masturbation but the feeling is so striking that you can't help but expel your seed.

I was trying to enjoy The notebook but I cryzzed all over myself when they had sex the first time

cryzzed by Immadafreakinpope July 8, 2009

crazzedllama

term for a player on Xbox Live Halo 2- usually associated with terrible gameplay combined with idiotic actions

Man My teamates cost me the game, it was like playing with 3 Crazzedllamas.

crazzedllama by SoAznItHurts November 12, 2006

cruzed

Seeing porn on your twitter feed because someone else liked it

"I got cruzed today, it was lesbian porn too!"

cruzed by Babymamamams September 13, 2017

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

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city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

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caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

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