Crutty 

To do things in a crazy & nutty way, but also in a nice kind polite & positive way.

Dave was being really crutty focussing on his job & what he had to do. He was rushing about all over very quickly but getting the job done with positivity, kindness & with great nice service, & in a fun way with s smile upon his face.

Crutty by #NicePerson June 23, 2020

Crusty cling-on

Similar to a dingle-berry, a crusty cling-on is a dried up piece of poo that gets caught up in an unkempt and unwashed hairy ass of a man. Or a woman that has a hairy ass, though that's more of a rarity.

Dude I used a whole roll of toilet paper after the dump I left in the can last night but still got crusty cling-ons hanging off my ring beard!

Crusty cling-on by Llewelyn Dowd January 31, 2023

Crusty Balloon

A Crusty Balloon is when one jizzes on their sexual partner’s breasts if female, testicles if male; Following the act of ejaculation the partner proceeds to let the semen air dry. Once the cum is dry and flaky, if ejaculate can be removed from vigorous punches to the breasts, crusty balloons have been achieved.

Doug and Sasha passed out at the party and we woke them up with with a round of crusty balloons, each.

Crusty Balloon by Krusty Balloons August 28, 2020

crusty berries

Tiny balls of dried semen stuck to pubes on the nutsack from repeatedly masterbating On One's Self With No Clean Up sort of like a dingle berrymade from poo on ass hair

I need a shower I have so many crusty berries from all this porn I've been watching

crusty berries by blumpkin25 February 9, 2015

Chapped lip crusty 

Something bad or not swaggy

Alex - Racism is chapped lip crusty

Flower- Bet
Bones- Facts

Chapped lip crusty by Kyokochan March 19, 2021

Crusty Diabetic 

An individual who saves dried or cured semen ejaculate for the purpose of consuming at a later time similar to the relationship a diabetic has with their insulin.

So when i was done pulling out I jizzed on her butt and she layed there till i got home from work and when i walked in she flaked if off and ate it and smiled. Damn bro she is one crusty diabetic, but i still love her.

Crusty Diabetic by Ranchgirls July 14, 2020

Crusty Crusts

Ghetto slang for lips.

(especially dry ones that lack lipstick)
popularized by the youtube star gloZell

"oooh i gotta put on some lipstack to these crusty crusts!"

Crusty Crusts by glozelluvrz May 16, 2010