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A large portion of dense clay-like stool, which takes a long time to reveal itself from your butt.
I'm about to give birth to a Crotty Kid.
Crotty by SharkBait007 August 6, 2011
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man that kid must be a crotty...
crotty by john May 23, 2004
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also means dirty, derived from the french word "croté", meaning really dirty. Also, there was this gas station owner named Mr. Crotty who used the carwash as a bathroom. Crotty.
Ewww, that pizza was left in the trunk, now its all crotty.
crotty by Ken August 2, 2004
1. A dark, moist place.
2. A technical term used in knitting (local to Wisconsin.)

(from Ft. Smith, Arkansas, where there is a Dr. Crotty Foot Clinic.)
In the fall of 2002, Nike introduced new shoes that separated the big toe from the rest of the foot, thus inflicting thousands of hip young people with crottyfoot.

or

She was having trouble knitting; the yarn kept catching in the crotty.
crotty by jbean October 8, 2003

Lewis Crotty 

A Lewis Crotty is the kind of guy who enjoys partying. He is also known as the damp squid man. He pongs his way all the way to the shops and back.
This guy is a real Lewis Crotty.

I hate this Lewis Crotty guy.

Tybon Crotty 

A person who doesn’t choose to maintain their self hygiene.
Margaret when was the last time you showered, Your turning into a Tybon Crotty
Tybon Crotty by Charlie Smallbone October 31, 2020

Ginger Crotty

Wow. The only difference between a brick and that ginger crotty is a brick gets laid. Ginger crotty never gets laid, and has been looking for a hot girl ever since. It has been said that when a ginger crotty slips it in for the first time, he will say, “Mission Accomplished.”
That ginger crotty has never got his tip wet!
Ginger Crotty by TheTalismanTims December 18, 2023
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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