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crunty
A cranky cunt. A woman who is suffering from some really serious PMS and taking it out on everyone else around her.
When a woman is feeling pissed off about everything but doesn't really know what's bugging her.
When a woman is feeling pissed off about everything but doesn't really know what's bugging her.
"God, Mary is in such a foul mood today. She's been crunty all morning."
"Guess I woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. I am so out of sorts today. I'm feeling crunty. I'm just really angry and upset and I don't know why."
"Guess I woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. I am so out of sorts today. I'm feeling crunty. I'm just really angry and upset and I don't know why."
crunty by blue mascara December 7, 2009
Related Words
Crunty • crusty • crunt • crunky • county • crusty dusty • chunty • crusty crab • county line • crunny
Crusty cling-on
Similar to a dingle-berry, a crusty cling-on is a dried up piece of poo that gets caught up in an unkempt and unwashed hairy ass of a man. Or a woman that has a hairy ass, though that's more of a rarity.
Dude I used a whole roll of toilet paper after the dump I left in the can last night but still got crusty cling-ons hanging off my ring beard!
Crusty cling-on by Llewelyn Dowd January 31, 2023
Cuntyology
Is the study of the behavioural patterns and reproductive methods of theUncle Cunty. Mini Uncle Cunties have begun to spread throughout society and there is a need to find a biological method of culling before they become a scourge similar to that of the Cane Toad.
What are you doing at university? I am doing a Bachelor of Science, majoring in Cuntyology.
If I do well in my Cuntyology course I may be able to rid the world of Uncle Cunties
If I do well in my Cuntyology course I may be able to rid the world of Uncle Cunties
Cuntyology by Kung Of The Duckheads April 24, 2020
Uncle Cunty
A female of the species, that due to their incredible girth, selection of double chins, language selection that would cause a truck driver to blush and lack of empathy, can only be described using using a mix of male and female terms.
Uncle Cunty by Kung Of The Duckheads August 26, 2018
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.