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Crotcheted
Becoming angry over something most people would ignore.
Getting unusually angry over something stupid.
Getting unusually angry over something stupid.
That dude became crotcheted over a hair color he didn’t like.
One might ask what set his crotch ablaze or put his panties in a bunch but I much prefer asking what got him crotcheted.
One might ask what set his crotch ablaze or put his panties in a bunch but I much prefer asking what got him crotcheted.
Crotcheted by SpitFire4Truth September 18, 2020
crotchet
(crot-SHAY) a large piercing in the genitalia with a crochet hook. Crotch, of course, refers to the area of the genitalia, and a crochet hook is used to turn yarn into fabric. It is similar to a knitting needle but may be larger and will have tortuous hooks on one or both ends.
A local craft shop saw a mysterious rise in the number of crochet hooks sold. All was explained when the craft shop owner visited the local body piercing studio and saw an artisan crotchet the young ladies labia.
crotchet by pornhorn50 January 18, 2010
crotchety
An adjective used to describe an old person. More specifically, someone who seems to hate life in their "golden years" and feels the need to take it out on others. These are the people that should be sent into the surface of the sun.
crotchety by Dew-Driver June 27, 2005
pussy crutches
What a girl requires when she is fornicated so hard her pussy is too sore to allow her to walk properly.
pussy crutches by beakasdf July 25, 2010
Liquid crutches
Drinking a large quantity of alcohol while injured. For the liquid crutches to be fully effective the user must drink enough alcohol to forget that he or she is injured, throw their crutches to the wind and start doing things they shouldn't. Such as walking with a broken leg or foot. The recipient of the liquid crutches usually ends up in painful regret the following morning.
"what is Cody doing on the dance floor? Didn't he break his foot last week?"
"oh he's got his liquid crutches, he'll be fine..... "
"oh he's got his liquid crutches, he'll be fine..... "
Liquid crutches by Longdongtom69 August 9, 2013
jesus harold christ on rubber crutches
an expletive interjection referencing Jesus Christ. It is typically uttered in anger, surprise, or frustration, though sometimes also with humorous intent.
Person 1: Why the hell should I care about who you want to get revenge on, I want my share! Finish the job
Person 2: Jesus Harold Christ on rubber crutches, you shut your mouth! Give me your hand!
Person 2: Jesus Harold Christ on rubber crutches, you shut your mouth! Give me your hand!
jesus harold christ on rubber crutches by what do i care 125 September 24, 2020
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