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Crustay by ForbiddenForest May 7, 2018
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Crusty cling-on
Similar to a dingle-berry, a crusty cling-on is a dried up piece of poo that gets caught up in an unkempt and unwashed hairy ass of a man. Or a woman that has a hairy ass, though that's more of a rarity.
Dude I used a whole roll of toilet paper after the dump I left in the can last night but still got crusty cling-ons hanging off my ring beard!
Crusty cling-on by Llewelyn Dowd January 31, 2023
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Crustabate
This occurs when crust seeps out of an individual.
Crustabate by Millahews March 26, 2019
Crusty Balloon
A Crusty Balloon is when one jizzes on their sexual partner’s breasts if female, testicles if male; Following the act of ejaculation the partner proceeds to let the semen air dry. Once the cum is dry and flaky, if ejaculate can be removed from vigorous punches to the breasts, crusty balloons have been achieved.
Doug and Sasha passed out at the party and we woke them up with with a round of crusty balloons, each.
Crusty Balloon by Krusty Balloons August 28, 2020
crusty berries
Tiny balls of dried semen stuck to pubes on the nutsack from repeatedly masterbating On One's Self With No Clean Up sort of like a dingle berrymade from poo on ass hair
crusty berries by blumpkin25 February 9, 2015
Crusty Diabetic
An individual who saves dried or cured semen ejaculate for the purpose of consuming at a later time similar to the relationship a diabetic has with their insulin.
So when i was done pulling out I jizzed on her butt and she layed there till i got home from work and when i walked in she flaked if off and ate it and smiled. Damn bro she is one crusty diabetic, but i still love her.
Crusty Diabetic by Ranchgirls July 14, 2020