Crustiosis

An airbourne disease spread by crusty persons. Common sympoms are peeling of skin on face and/or genital areas.

"Do you see that girllllll ? She gave half our school crustiosis just by looking at them."

Crustiosis by Jorge Montana March 9, 2010

crustiofibrosis 

A very rare skin disease in which secretions formulate forming a crust around the anal tunnel. If ointment is not regularly added daily, the person will experience severe pain.

Damn, imagine being attached ass-to-mouth like in the Human Centipede with Darryl? That kid has crustiofibrosis.. Not chill

crustiofibrosis by MegMandu February 20, 2011

Crushtosis 

Consistently doing good, positive, healthy things in life; hence the term “crushing it;” that you have now reached the state of “crushtosis”

Dude, I got a new job, worked out 5 times this week, and ate healthy. I’ve reached “crushtosis”

Crushtosis by Gator619 December 13, 2023

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012