Coughtosis 

when you hit the pen too hard and cough for 45 minutes

“yo bryan got coughtosis” (bryan dies in the corner)

Coughtosis by candlestickcandy69 September 19, 2023

Crushtosis 

Consistently doing good, positive, healthy things in life; hence the term “crushing it;” that you have now reached the state of “crushtosis”

Dude, I got a new job, worked out 5 times this week, and ate healthy. I’ve reached “crushtosis”

Crushtosis by Gator619 December 13, 2023