Crusbie

crusbie means someone you can’t be split apart from. They are like a best friend but more.

Annabelle: Hey man you are my crusbie
Tessa: Aw man thanks you’re my crusbie

by SummerDaisy May 14, 2019

butt hole crusties

when you miss a piece of poo when wipeing, and your butt itches for the rest of the day.

"damn my butt wont stop itching! i think i have butt hole crusties."

by buttitches June 15, 2009

Crushie

A person who is 'crushing' on someone - When a person is attracted to a special someone, the person is known as their crushie.

e.g -
Person 1 - Have you heard?
Person 2 - What??!
Person 1 - Betty is Alex's crushie!!

by TheOreoLermaniac February 18, 2015

crushiecakes

A word used to call your crush , partner or fiance in a slight cringe but sweet way.

Hello crushiecakes , have you eaten yet? Love you!

by Random Dictionary Man November 3, 2021

Urban Crusier

One of many forms of a peado. They can be identified by their large dark green trench coat, their huge black combat boots. They often wear a large white stetson hat with the rim just about covering their eyes. They wear a pair of tiny childrens sunglasses that are so small that they only cover the iris in their eye. They walk down the streets with their legs squatting very low and their torso leant back almost horizontally, they dangle their arms down and make a distinctive 'mmm' noise when they get close to a kiddy. They can be seen often at fences of primary schools.

The monks rang the church bells to warn the kids of the impending urban crusier

by Pr0zac 4 life February 5, 2013

coot crusties

the vagina sauce that u get stuck in ur pubes after a long nite of fucking

i gotta get a shower and wash the coot crusties off my hammer!!

by goochiebunga February 20, 2011

Crosbie Effect

A This theoretical phenomenon happens when a superior (teacher, boss , project leader) gives you a task and once the task is completed you show said superior what you have completed. The fact that now the superior is observering causes a cosmic shit in the fabric of space and time causing the completed no matter how tested or functional it was before, it will fail in any random and unexpected way. This phenomenon has be observed by many itelectuals and has been called many things. It has even been referenced in movies and TV shows alike and is normally a source of comedy.

Worker: "the robot is fully working come see"

Boss comes to see, everything unexpectedly and impossibly fails

Worker "shit damn Crosbie effect"

Student: hey my project is finally done after a week of work

Teacher enters room : hey everything done yet?
Student : no fuck Crosbie effect

Everything inexplicably falls apart

by nanobug64nan May 3, 2018