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crushment 

noun. The wrecked/smashed part of anything, particularly the crumpled sheet metal resulting from a significant impact like a car collision.
Damn, did you see the crushment on grandma's Buick? The entire rear end is half its former length. The other car, however, did not walk away.
crushment by impunity January 26, 2011
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crussential 

When something is crucial and essential at the same time. Like eating Sushi on National Japanese day.
"that man gave us crussential advice about intimacy, as it was her first time"
crussential by Assfjihgtg February 17, 2023

crushiest 

The epitome of being crushy. Having the characteristics of one who many of the opposite sex find crush-worthy.
Son of a Pope, that guy/girl is the crushiest!

Andy M is the crushiest man alive!
crushiest by Andy M September 4, 2003
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026