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A noun to describe someone who chokes when you are about to win a game
Max you're such a crunnet!
Crunnet by Shanalfetish May 27, 2018
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crunette 

That word that you make when the tik tok video tells you to switch b with c so it turns brunette into crunette (it’s not a word)
Imagine having a petite crunette that doesn’t wear blothes around the house
crunette by Lettuce 🥬 July 8, 2023
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Obscure fruit of which the origins are uncertain. Sold in punnets (containers) in UK supermarket chain Sainsbury's and occasionally, if somewhat rarely, at football stadia in Britain.
"Oi Dave, get us a punnet o' cunnets while yer there mate"

"You KNOW they don't sell them..."
cunnet by michaeljaltrip December 28, 2004
The (often sweaty) part of the man's anatomy that is located in between the bollucks and the ring-hole. Usually home to sparsely populated and wiry black pubes.
I was getting head off Pamela Anderson when all of a sudden she started licking my crunket, I started to giggle and then laughed when I let a wet stinky one go on her chin.. she just smiled and said "Oh your so funny".
Crunket by Meefa October 29, 2005

crunnells 

A gentleman's wedding tackle
My crunnells are sore this morning.
crunnells by mudlark July 18, 2012
1. it's not quite a cunt, it's not quite a punnet, but it's still an insult that packs a hell of a punch.

2. Neil
That fuckhead's such a cunnet

Neil is a cunnet
cunnet by BouncerBunny April 22, 2005
for something to be hard, or tough.

can be used to describe an object or a persons hardness.

derived from the olde english word cunné.
he's well crunné

i got a massive crunné-on when i saw her bovobuar thogg.
crunné by listypoos September 20, 2004
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