listypoos's definitions

mariachi

to be late in any given situation.

sorry i'm mariachi, i got distracted by a singing panda at the traffic lights.

bob, i've got something to tell you. i'm 7 weeks mariachi and i think it's yours.

by listypoos November 9, 2004

double fisted piledriver

a method of masterbation. the 'user' claps both hands around his crunne on, squeezes until its numb, then proceed to masterbate with both hands at a furious pace. continue to spadging occurs.

Q - you just like you've spadged your life away. why is that?

A - i've just had a double fisted piledriver.

she gave him a double fisted piledriver, but, being female, had not mastered the technique good enough and ripped his crunne-on off.

by listypoos September 24, 2004

klinsmann

to go/fall down. either to fall, or to perform oral sex on ones partner.

yeah, she klinsmanned me behind the bike sheds.

i phoned claims direct after klinsmanning down and open manhole.

by listypoos September 30, 2004

vonference

slang for small time

if something isn't good enough for bigger things in life

yeah, they're a vonference band.

with that knob, he always be a vonference porn star.

by listypoos September 20, 2004

quaxx

a time travelling device invented by mr emmanuelle greengrass in 1978, kept secret by the san marino government for use of trying to gain more area in northern italy.

ok, fridge circuits, "on", quaxx, "quaxxing".

1st person: i would like to meet henry viii
2nd person: you need a quaxx, you twat.

by listypoos September 20, 2004

crunné

for something to be hard, or tough.

can be used to describe an object or a persons hardness.

derived from the olde english word cunné.

he's well crunné

i got a massive crunné-on when i saw her bovobuar thogg.

by listypoos September 20, 2004

nozdoj

a descriptive term for an idiotic git. derived from the well known nonsensical term 'no zebras do jools', meaning that zebras refuse to have intercourse with jools holland due to his idioticness.

oh, tarquin, you are a nozdoj.

what a twat, he's being a right nozdoj today.

by listypoos September 20, 2004