slustard

to be messy, or untidy.

particularly gelatinous items

"jeffery! get upstairs and clean your room, its been slustard for over two weeks!"

by listypoos September 20, 2004

vonference

slang for small time

if something isn't good enough for bigger things in life

yeah, they're a vonference band.

with that knob, he always be a vonference porn star.

by listypoos September 20, 2004

mingella

the name for the slightly gooey liquid found in and around a lady's thogg. sometimes used to help prevent mouth ulsers.

yeah, you should have seen that girl last night, she had an abundance of mingella, as well as tasting like a key.

by listypoos September 28, 2004

plobbing nastic

used to describe something being cold.

fucking hell, its so plobbing nastic that my balls have frozen.

by listypoos October 26, 2004

thunderstrum

to masterbate furiously, so fast that ones hand becomes a blur.

Q - what happened to you to make you come to hospital?

A - i snapped my banjo string having a thunderstrum

by listypoos September 24, 2004

quaxx

a time travelling device invented by mr emmanuelle greengrass in 1978, kept secret by the san marino government for use of trying to gain more area in northern italy.

ok, fridge circuits, "on", quaxx, "quaxxing".

1st person: i would like to meet henry viii
2nd person: you need a quaxx, you twat.

by listypoos September 20, 2004

barlikk

To go out after forgetting to apply deoderant, and ending up smelling like a homeless hooker in the middle of a fish market.

1st person: Hey there, how are you? Oh christ, you smell awful!
2nd person: What do you mean... oh shit, I'm barlikk!

by listypoos November 09, 2004