25 definitions by listypoos

mariachi

to be late in any given situation.

sorry i'm mariachi, i got distracted by a singing panda at the traffic lights.

bob, i've got something to tell you. i'm 7 weeks mariachi and i think it's yours.

by listypoos November 9, 2004

mingella

the name for the slightly gooey liquid found in and around a lady's thogg. sometimes used to help prevent mouth ulsers.

yeah, you should have seen that girl last night, she had an abundance of mingella, as well as tasting like a key.

by listypoos September 28, 2004

klinsmann

to go/fall down. either to fall, or to perform oral sex on ones partner.

yeah, she klinsmanned me behind the bike sheds.

i phoned claims direct after klinsmanning down and open manhole.

by listypoos September 30, 2004

sprodgley biggboggé

To be vague, can mean anything.

1st person: I'd like to buy a computer game.
2nd person: Which game?
1p: I don't know
2p: Well, what system?
1p: I don't know, the disc just goes in and it works.
2p: Ah! You want a sprodgley biggboggé!

by listypoos November 9, 2004

thunderstrum

to masterbate furiously, so fast that ones hand becomes a blur.

Q - what happened to you to make you come to hospital?

A - i snapped my banjo string having a thunderstrum

by listypoos September 24, 2004

subgay

to be not quite camp enough to be considered fully gay.

he couldn't be considered for election onto the gay community committee, after failing the gay "camp test" which showed, that after all of that hand waving, he was only subgay.

by listypoos October 26, 2004

pornish casty

a person who can be described as looking like an actor in a comedy pornographic film.

christ, have you seen elton over there? with those glasses and that wig on, he looks like a right pornish casty!

by listypoos September 20, 2004