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Obscure fruit of which the origins are uncertain. Sold in punnets (containers) in UK supermarket chain Sainsbury's and occasionally, if somewhat rarely, at football stadia in Britain.
"Oi Dave, get us a punnet o' cunnets while yer there mate"

"You KNOW they don't sell them..."
cunnet by michaeljaltrip December 28, 2004
Words you can keep
1. it's not quite a cunt, it's not quite a punnet, but it's still an insult that packs a hell of a punch.

2. Neil
That fuckhead's such a cunnet

Neil is a cunnet
cunnet by BouncerBunny April 22, 2005
Related Words
prettiest girl in the whole universe. if you are with an cennet you don't need a sun because she shines. she is full of life and she can make everyone happy.
Everytime I see Cennet, I smile.
cennet by varetmeliyim December 1, 2021
kuhn-nee
A combination of two words most women despise being called, the "C" word and "Honey". Most commonly used describing women, but can also be very effective when directed towards men.
Bill: “Dude, your girlfriend totally dogged you last night in front of everyone.”
Ted: “I know, right! If she wasn’t so hot I would have dumped her months ago.”
Bill: “She is a cunney, that’s for sure.”
cunney by RobDnet October 28, 2009

cunnerman 

A derogatory term for a dirty person. Used primarily in northeastern Pennsylvania. Originally derived from the family name "Counterman", who are notoriously dirty. Other forms include "Cudderman" and "Cud"
Stop being such a cunnerman and clean up your shit.
cunnerman by BushLover June 26, 2005

Cunceterp0r 

A derogative term used to describe a complete idiot.
A combination of 'cunce' - the non-swearing version of cunt, and also the Counter-Strike command ex_interp.

Cunceterp0r
Fucking hell dude, you're an ansolute cunceterp0r!
Cunceterp0r by nightmare2j December 12, 2003

cunnelinguist

Just like a violinist cunnelinguist is a perfectionist in his art. The art of orally stimulating the female clitoris until she orgasms all over their face. They take pride in their work and in fact very good at it as they are able to maintain long relationships to the ones they orally please. Long tongues are a huge bonus but sometimes the smaller tongue that works harder is just as fine. It's all about the technique. The best one of course being the car wash, in which one uses a ton of saliva to perform different acts of a sequence of movements with their tongue as would a car wash.
Becky: Carrie you know that guy I hooked up with last night.
Carrie: Of course I do with all my heart
Becky: Well it turns out he was a cunnelinguist, small dick he had but he sure made up for it by being orally stimulating. Thumbs up to him in the mouth department.
cunnelinguist by kitten with a smile November 22, 2013
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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