Crunklit

a person consuming any forms of substances that can get you high at the same time your drinking

I got so crunklit last night.

by anonymous May 4, 2024

Crunkitis

Getting the itis (tired after eating immense amounts of food) while being crazy drunk and high.

"Dude that party was crazy! I took too many shots, smoked a fat L, and ate a bucket of kentucky fried, I passed out like right away."
"Damn man, sounds like the crunkitis hit you hard."

by wizardkhaleafa October 24, 2011

walter crunkite

A state of mind that is much crazier, drunker and sloppier than the already widely used crunk. Based on famous newscaster Walter Cronkite, if you have had so much to drink or smoke that you have achieved the level of Walter Crunkite, you should probably slow down.

"Man, everybody is pretty crunk at this party, but that one kid is absolutely Walter Crunkite."

by Matt Stanyon August 10, 2006

crunkity

to be very drunk. Most often a state a inebriation that you can't hide but might think you can, especially from parents.

Did you see George when he came home?
Yeah he was swaying side to side real bad. His mom totally caught him.

Yeah, he got pretty crunkity.

by ridgeraccoon December 17, 2009

Crunklet

A chocolaty substance with the consistency of fondue, flavored like a citrusy Crunk juice.

Tim: Hey, do you want some chocolate pretzels?
Kelly: Nah, I want a Crunklet pretzel. I hear it's good with a dirtpipe milkshake!

by Wesley Robutlertron May 5, 2009

crunktitude

The level at which someone or something is CRUNK.

The hater then went on to criticize the crunktitude of the pimp.

by GSXRMoses December 27, 2010

crunkitis

similar to the 'itis' (when one eats too much food), only when one consumes too much alcohol

Person A: "Yo come out tonight there's a huge banger at Sarah's house."
Person B: "Chill man I cant go out I have crunkitis."

by Crunkmasterflex March 24, 2010