Crunchy Ed 

Nickname for Elizabeth
The most awsome chic!

Crunchy Ed is here!!

Crunchy Ed by Crunchy_ April 2, 2009

credit crunched 

(adj.) affected by the credit crunch

They had to cancel their holiday - they've been credit crunched.

credit crunched by monstermere January 15, 2009

crunched myself 

When your legs squeeze your balls, or your balls get caught in between your legs.

"Sorry I crunched myself"

crunched myself by Pseudonynam April 27, 2017

Crunchied 

When a girl sticks a chocolate bar (preferably a crunchie bar) up her vagina and feeds it to an animal.

"Wow Emily, I can't believe you crunchied that dog!!"

Crunchied by Frazzel November 7, 2011

crunched my crackers 

When it so happens that you have over filled your “fanny pack” to the point that your saltine crackers no longer maintain their wafer adhesion and have turned to crumbs in a “wrapper”.

Oh damn it seems I have crunched my crackers.

crunched my crackers by Super Steve February 25, 2020

Crunched Up 

When something is extremely fucked up, or broken.

Girl: Woah do you see that car accident?

Guy: Yeah that car is seriously crunched up.

Crunched Up by thatstonerhobo July 9, 2012

crunched 

Being in a state of anger, rage, or just frustrated to the point of one scrunching up their face or sneering or yelling.

1. Bob - Yo, you see what happened when Jim turned over the ball?

Bill - Yeah. That dude was crunched as hell.

2. I was about to call my friend for a ride home when I realized I left my cell at home. I was so crunched

crunched by Lulz On Parade January 29, 2009