Crunchle

The sound that is made when someone crunches a bag, or other substance, it making a loud crinkling sound. Typically, it happens when one squeezes a plastic/aluminum bag of chips.

The man who was sitting in the quiet classroom was eating chips, the crunchle from the bag distracting the other students.

Crunchle by Lockages August 1, 2019

cruncheesey 

Any yummy food that's crunchy and cheese flavored.

Doritos and Cheetos are cruncheesey:)

cruncheesey by jpg3 January 25, 2014

Custard Cruncher 

BBC Radio 1 DJ Scott Mills. He takes it upon himself to ruin people's September by playing "All I want for Christmas is you".

Get off my radio you custard cruncher. You should be suspended.

Custard Cruncher by custard001 September 26, 2018

Lathering Your Crunchies 

The act of using your spoon to repeatedly dunk and mix the un-moistened cereal pieces in the milk.

I see you're Lathering Your Crunchies, nice.

Lathering Your Crunchies by WireableCarrot October 19, 2016

Tooth Tarnishing Crumpet Cruncher

A racist term against the English.

See also:
Crumpet Cruncher
Tooth Tarnishing Twat

those damn tooth tarnishing crumpet crunchers are stealing our land again

Tooth Tarnishing Crumpet Cruncher by The Insult Man May 19, 2021

credit crunched 

(adj.) affected by the credit crunch

They had to cancel their holiday - they've been credit crunched.

credit crunched by monstermere January 15, 2009

taco-cruncher 

A contemptuous term for anyone Hispanic or half Hispanic.

You don't belong here taco-cruncher

taco-cruncher by VibezXD May 22, 2023