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My buddy Ethan sat down on my bed, but was entirely disgusted when he realized that he'd sat in a minefield of fuck crunchies from me & Liz the night before.
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"My God! I just cleaned out my keyboard, and I had enough Keyboard crunchies to feed a third-world nation!"
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