crumpit 

(ENGLISH VERSION). From the swinging 60s era, also from 'Carry on' films a really beautiful girl usually with large breasts who puts out.

'Cor blimey, Judy is a really tasty bit of crumpit'. 'Can't wait to get home to get my tea and crumpit'.
'she's a nice piece of crumpit'. The sort of thing Austin Powers would say, 'I wouldn't mind getting my hands on your crumpit (girlfriend) mate!' Or 'Oi, piss off, find your own crumpit'.

crumpit by Doctor Holliday January 19, 2010

crumpit 

1. Crumpit means a close friend.
2. Or crumpit means a much needed or loved object.
3. A type of English pancake/muffin.

1. "What's up Crumpit! or John is my Crumpit. "
2. *My trombone is my Crumpit.*
3. *definition kind of explains itself doesn't it? An English muffin is a crumpit? *come on :)

crumpit by Poppit_19 February 16, 2008

crumpit 

another word for cracker.

want some crumpits and tea?

crumpit by lik' ems June 27, 2005

crumpit 

A crumpit is someone who is a total batty. Thinks they have friends but he doesn't. Its someone who thinks they are gangsta and has had on overdose on gangsta cookies.

Master mister is a great example

M:i aint even joking, prick
Cool guy: u r such a crumpit, ease up on the gangsta cookies
m:im gangsta man, dnt tlk 2 me
cool guy: dnt try acting gangsta when u aint

crumpit by Faizal July 11, 2005

Crumpit 

A word for and to be used by white(pronounced Hwite) people.
Our version of fo shizzel. It evolved from our ancestors common noontime snack of tea and crumpets

"Crump out"!.
"I'm crumpin".

"did you see john sing karaoke"? "he really crumped out"!

Crumpits!!! "A hole in one"!

Crumpit by -Mr. NIck M- September 6, 2007

Crumpit Abuse 

When a friend or family member refuses you access to crumpits.
When you or any other person burns a Crumpit.
When you or any other person uses to little butter on crumpits.

"Where's the butter on this pal? Crumpit abuse that!"

Crumpit Abuse by BroYoHo! October 12, 2017

crumpet party 

The female equivalent to a lemon party, this occurs when more than two elderly women get together to butter each other's crumpets. Not to be confused with mah dong night, during which more than two elderly women get together to watch male strippers.

"Hey, hon, where's your mother?"
"Off playing bridge with the gals, I guess."
"Ah, Christ, not another crumpet party!"

crumpet party by userbits March 7, 2010