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crumbling cheese extravaganza
when you and a sexual partner of your choosing go into a really dark room perferably the basement and then they start to take off all of their clothes except their socks and they begin to spray cheese into each others sexual holes. after this process is finished the male begins to ejaculate and the female or other male licks the cheese right out of the hole of the penis
last night after jon and i got home from dinner we went into the basement and gave each other a crumbling cheese extravaganza
crumbling cheese extravaganza by jahdsk August 13, 2007
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crumbling leaf
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Humble crumbling
That feeling of gratefulness filling you up when something kind happens in the world and catches you off guard
Humble crumbling by meowmouse February 11, 2020
the crumbling man
he is an amalgous being made of bleached bones, morphed and melted into a vaguely human shape, with eyes that seep the light from the environment around him, he eats human teeth to regain semblance of his form, since he is made of bone he uses the nutrients to repair any damages done to him, since he is always decaying.
the crumbling man eats your teeth and drinks your eyes,
in the shadows waiting lies,
a certain man his bone a guise,
of weakness searching, your demise.
in the shadows waiting lies,
a certain man his bone a guise,
of weakness searching, your demise.
the crumbling man by theanonymoudonr October 19, 2023
Eye-crumbling
1. This math question is so eye-crumbling
2. I stopped watching Ender Bean TV, because his videos are eye-crumbling
2. I stopped watching Ender Bean TV, because his videos are eye-crumbling
Eye-crumbling by ThatTrainAnimationH8er April 5, 2023
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Pee Calculus
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