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An annual period of campus-wide partying, drunkenness, crunkenness, and general debauchery at Swarthmore College, where participants form teams and earn assigned point values for ridiculous acts. The team that has the most points formulates the rules for the next Crunkfest. Mystery shrouds the rest of details of Crunkfest, with the intent of keeping most occurrences, acts of dubitable legality, out of the public spotlight.
Person: Did you guys hear about what happened at Crunkfest last year? Apparently some straight guys had sex together for points.

Guys: Yeah. They were the second place team.
Crunkfest by mr_natas March 23, 2009

that's the way the cookie crumbles 

That's just the way it goes; shit happens.
I studied really hard for the test, but failed. I guess that's just the way the cookie crumbles.

crumblast 

B: Hey, I just lost your fake i.d.
K: ahh crumblast!
crumblast by bbbbrittney October 3, 2006

crumplestiltskin 

Having an extremely intense bowel movement that requires a long duration of pushing and squeezing while "ghost-pedaling" an imaginary gold spinning loom while hunched over.
Dude, I ate sushi for lunch and mexican for dinner, I gotta stop home and bust a crumplestiltskin.
crumplestiltskin by ptoohey October 6, 2006
where there is a lot of cum involved during sexual activity.
my god lisa that was a massive cumfest we just had!
cumfest by Jakey-G August 24, 2005

Crumblasted 

When someone goes all in while drinking alcohol or smoking marijuana so much so that they become shit faced.
Dude, I am going to get so fucking crumblasted tonight.
Crumblasted by Shiftedshit January 1, 2018