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Crumblasted 

When someone goes all in while drinking alcohol or smoking marijuana so much so that they become shit faced.
Dude, I am going to get so fucking crumblasted tonight.
Crumblasted by Shiftedshit January 1, 2018
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crumblast 

B: Hey, I just lost your fake i.d.
K: ahh crumblast!
crumblast by bbbbrittney October 3, 2006

Cumblaster 

-A weapon of mass destruction, coming out of your penis.
-Cum blasted at a high rate out of your penis
Person 1 - Hey, what should i use to destroy the world?
Person 2- A cumblaster, of course.
Cumblaster by Rock On!111 December 16, 2008

Cumblastee 

A person who receives a heavy load of cum known as a cumblast. Cumblastees may experience mild discomfort or extreme pain depending on the velocity of the cumblast and its momentum.
Hey baby! You're about to become a cumblastee! Grrhghhh...

Cumbasted 

Using a turkey baster of sperm to impregnate a female.
The disheartened wife had to be cumbasted since her husband was incapable of impregnating her.
Cumbasted by Rob "Wohali" Prahl November 9, 2016

crumbusted 

omg she is so crumbusted
crumbusted by badbiych August 23, 2021

cumblaster 

dad, some kid in roblox said the funny word cumblaster
cumblaster by marley greentree April 6, 2023
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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