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Crumblasted

When someone goes all in while drinking alcohol or smoking marijuana so much so that they become shit faced.
Dude, I am going to get so fucking crumblasted tonight.
by Shiftedshit January 1, 2018
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B: Hey, I just lost your fake i.d.
K: ahh crumblast!
by bbbbrittney October 3, 2006
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Cumblaster

-A weapon of mass destruction, coming out of your penis.
-Cum blasted at a high rate out of your penis
Person 1 - Hey, what should i use to destroy the world?
Person 2- A cumblaster, of course.
by Rock On!111 December 16, 2008
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Cumblastee

A person who receives a heavy load of cum known as a cumblast. Cumblastees may experience mild discomfort or extreme pain depending on the velocity of the cumblast and its momentum.
Hey baby! You're about to become a cumblastee! Grrhghhh...
by Super Infinity Virgin April 8, 2020
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Cumbasted

Using a turkey baster of sperm to impregnate a female.
The disheartened wife had to be cumbasted since her husband was incapable of impregnating her.
by Rob "Wohali" Prahl November 9, 2016
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crumbusted

omg she is so crumbusted
by badbiych August 23, 2021
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cumblaster

dad, some kid in roblox said the funny word cumblaster
by marley greentree April 6, 2023
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