crumblast

an expression of disagreement or anger

B: Hey, I just lost your fake i.d.
K: ahh crumblast!

by bbbbrittney October 3, 2006

cumblastable

Blast of cum that Is capable of being shot into the mouth and comming out the nose

I was so turned on that one touch put me in a cumblastable state.

by Princess Jewels January 4, 2014

Super Double Ultra Mega Nutbuster Cumblast

It's that thing of when you use your man piece as a weapon, and dispatch enemies with excessive ejaculatory force.

Did you guys just see that? Danny killed that man with his Super Double Ultra Mega Nutbuster Cumblast!

by Sonix June 23, 2014

coomblast

When its December 1st and you have successfully survived No Nut November, so you release the biggest nut of the year in a powerful semen beam

Guy 1: "Your walls weren't white the last time I was here. Did you have a change of mind? Cause it actually looks pretty good."
Guy 2: "Nah it was a result of my coomblast, it was too powerful this year."

by Vice Gaming November 11, 2019

that's the way the cookie crumbles

That's just the way it goes; shit happens.

I studied really hard for the test, but failed. I guess that's just the way the cookie crumbles.

by Laur0406 June 1, 2004

crumplestiltskin

Having an extremely intense bowel movement that requires a long duration of pushing and squeezing while "ghost-pedaling" an imaginary gold spinning loom while hunched over.

Dude, I ate sushi for lunch and mexican for dinner, I gotta stop home and bust a crumplestiltskin.

by ptoohey October 6, 2006

National Cumblast Your Mom Day

National Cumblast Your Mom day which is on June 15th, is a special day where you get to cumblast any mom you want and only moms. It can range from big booty milfs to itty bitty babes. It doesn’t matter what kind of mom, we love them all !! And who doesn’t like cumblasting ?

JOJOS BIZARRE ADVENTURE

PART 3
Kakyoin: *throws controller* yo dude do you know what day it is today ?
Jotaro: no what day it is ?
Kakyoin: it’s National Cumblast Your Mom Day !! you know what that means !?
* Kakyoin cumblasts Holy Kujo/ Jotaros Mom *
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PART 5
* Giorno goes up to Abbachio *
Giorno: Abbachio, it’s National Cumblast Your Mom Day and I’m gonna nut in your mom
Abbachio: not if I nut in yours first you shithead
* Abbachio fucks Bruno *

by your cumblasted mom June 15, 2020