Crudey

A white, Jewish kid, who dishes out yo momma jokes every minute of the hour, every hour of the day, and every day of the year.

Crudey just dissed your mom.

Crudey by Crudey June 17, 2003

Crudest row

The row on the periodic table that you rip off and roll into a blunt and smoke it like an OG. Often used by dope chemistry teachers.

When we walked into chemistry class, we caught our teacher smoking the crudest row.

Crudest row by Lil’Fish March 10, 2015

crudessential 

An adjective for essential but more sophisticated and more superior beings.

Akkhesh is a crudessential person. He’s too superior for me

crudessential by Hello143 April 15, 2021

crude out

verb; to yell at or chew into a douchebag for something stupid he/she did. Typically said by Maine hicks without proper understanding of real English.

crude out: "The mustache lady at Subway fucked up my order again, so I cruded that bitch out."

crude out by E-Dubs June 3, 2006

eau de toe crude' 

The olifactory sensation that occurs when a large overheated woman wearing full panty hose removes her pumps and waddles around the office with only nylons covering her smelly feet.

Sean: I know that's not perfume I'm smelling!

T. Rex: Au contraire, that's just Cathy's eau de toe crude'

eau de toe crude' by Higley July 11, 2011

Cruddy Kid 

Some dude who has studied a martial art (such as karate), and therefore thinks he is really bad ass, but then some bully comes along, tackles him, and punches his face in. Funny, because it sounds like "Karate Kid".

Simon took up a stance and told Jake to back off or he would have to teach him a lesson. I think he said something like "Get lost or I'll give you a free karate lesson, whether you like it or not." Jake, voted MVP on the wrestling team, beat the fuck out of that twit! What a CRUDDY KID!

Cruddy Kid by Cry Chain Cane December 8, 2006

Crudeness 

crudeness: , 1.vulgar or obscene behavior totally unacceptable to cultural norms, which generally lacks tact, taste and is seen as offensive.

Joe Blow's crudeness was appalling today when he banged that chick on the casket at the funeral.

Crudeness by zombiedater January 17, 2010