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A white, Jewish kid, who dishes out yo momma jokes every minute of the hour, every hour of the day, and every day of the year.
Crudey by Crudey June 17, 2003
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Crudest row

The row on the periodic table that you rip off and roll into a blunt and smoke it like an OG. Often used by dope chemistry teachers.
When we walked into chemistry class, we caught our teacher smoking the crudest row.
Crudest row by Lil’Fish March 10, 2015

crudessential 

An adjective for essential but more sophisticated and more superior beings.
Akkhesh is a crudessential person. He’s too superior for me
crudessential by Hello143 April 15, 2021
verb; to yell at or chew into a douchebag for something stupid he/she did. Typically said by Maine hicks without proper understanding of real English.
crude out: "The mustache lady at Subway fucked up my order again, so I cruded that bitch out."
crude out by E-Dubs June 3, 2006

eau de toe crude' 

The olifactory sensation that occurs when a large overheated woman wearing full panty hose removes her pumps and waddles around the office with only nylons covering her smelly feet.
Sean: I know that's not perfume I'm smelling!

T. Rex: Au contraire, that's just Cathy's eau de toe crude'
eau de toe crude' by Higley July 11, 2011

Cruddy Kid 

Some dude who has studied a martial art (such as karate), and therefore thinks he is really bad ass, but then some bully comes along, tackles him, and punches his face in. Funny, because it sounds like "Karate Kid".
Simon took up a stance and told Jake to back off or he would have to teach him a lesson. I think he said something like "Get lost or I'll give you a free karate lesson, whether you like it or not." Jake, voted MVP on the wrestling team, beat the fuck out of that twit! What a CRUDDY KID!
Cruddy Kid by Cry Chain Cane December 8, 2006

Crudeness 

crudeness: , 1.vulgar or obscene behavior totally unacceptable to cultural norms, which generally lacks tact, taste and is seen as offensive.
Joe Blow's crudeness was appalling today when he banged that chick on the casket at the funeral.
Crudeness by zombiedater January 17, 2010
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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