Crucifried 

When you burn the h*** out of something to eat
So spicy it makes you sweat.

I want my burger crucifried. Black crispy and spicy hot!

Crucifried by Ms Etch A Sketch May 1, 2021

Crucified 

When one gets so drunk on a Friday night that they disappear from public life and then reemerge on the third day.

-Where have you been? I haven't seen you in like three days.
-Man, I got fucking crucified on Friday. I didn't leave my bed for the rest of the weekend.

Crucified by Vabe January 15, 2021

the crucifier 

also called "the crucifier'. it is a sinful and hellish sexual act where a women is tyed to a cross in bed and a man has his way with her

man i cant believe i watched that mexican porno last night in one part the dude pulled the crucifier on her

the crucifier by RHaRHoNSKSVPCS August 1, 2009

Crucified Barbara

All-girl heavy metal band from Sweden.

They fucking rule, period. Mia Coldheart is the best female gutiarist ever!

Crucified Barbara's debut album, In Distortion We Trust, came out in 2005. Go listen to it!

Crucified Barbara by SomeBadJOKE June 5, 2007

crucified 

someone that is an ugly ass mothafucka. this person is the most horrendous looking human you have ever seen. if you see someone that is an ugly ass mofo and makes you think “whaddafuck is this creature?” they are crucified.

yo that bih be crucified as hell

crucified by sillyswan22420 November 17, 2021

crucified by bisexuals 

when someone gets crucified by bisexuals

John: hey did you hear about that guy who got crucified by those people who like men and women?
Jimmy: oh yeah he was crucified by bisexuals

crucified by bisexuals by EdgeTillIBlackOut January 19, 2023

Crucifaded

(kroo-suh-fā-děd)
intransitive verb

1) to be in a state of loose consciousness while under the influence of external substances, physical or otherwise, (such as alcohol, drugs, or the holy spirit) to an extent which one believes they have transcended the earth and entered into the spiritual realm or heaven.

2) To become so wasted one's conscience becomes guilty and an urge is felt to overcome any after effects and go to church in the morning

3) (Slang) - to be knocked unconscious in a physical confrontation in one blow to the head. The victim suffers such shock while unconscious they see "the light" or believe themselves to be transcending their physical body.

Etymology: This word is a compound derivative of the terms crucified and faded.

Let's get Crucifaded tonight man!

I can't make that sacrifice for mankind. I've got to work in the morning

So do I, but I think I'll go to church instead.

Crucifaded by SlickRebel January 6, 2011