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Crucifaded

(kroo-suh-fā-děd)
intransitive verb

1) to be in a state of loose consciousness while under the influence of external substances, physical or otherwise, (such as alcohol, drugs, or the holy spirit) to an extent which one believes they have transcended the earth and entered into the spiritual realm or heaven.

2) To become so wasted one's conscience becomes guilty and an urge is felt to overcome any after effects and go to church in the morning

3) (Slang) - to be knocked unconscious in a physical confrontation in one blow to the head. The victim suffers such shock while unconscious they see "the light" or believe themselves to be transcending their physical body.

Etymology: This word is a compound derivative of the terms crucified and faded.
Let's get Crucifaded tonight man!

I can't make that sacrifice for mankind. I've got to work in the morning

So do I, but I think I'll go to church instead.
by SlickRebel January 6, 2011
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Crucified

When one gets so drunk on a Friday night that they disappear from public life and then reemerge on the third day.
-Where have you been? I haven't seen you in like three days.
-Man, I got fucking crucified on Friday. I didn't leave my bed for the rest of the weekend.
by Vabe January 15, 2021
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Crucified Barbara

All-girl heavy metal band from Sweden.

They fucking rule, period. Mia Coldheart is the best female gutiarist ever!
Crucified Barbara's debut album, In Distortion We Trust, came out in 2005. Go listen to it!
by SomeBadJOKE June 5, 2007
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crucified

someone that is an ugly ass mothafucka. this person is the most horrendous looking human you have ever seen. if you see someone that is an ugly ass mofo and makes you think “whaddafuck is this creature?” they are crucified.
yo that bih be crucified as hell
by sillyswan22420 November 17, 2021
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Crucifried

When you burn the h*** out of something to eat
So spicy it makes you sweat.
I want my burger crucifried. Black crispy and spicy hot!
by Ms Etch A Sketch May 1, 2021
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crucified by bisexuals

when someone gets crucified by bisexuals
John: hey did you hear about that guy who got crucified by those people who like men and women?
Jimmy: oh yeah he was crucified by bisexuals
by EdgeTillIBlackOut January 19, 2023
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getting Crucified

The act where a woman is taken to a cheap hotel from the bar after shes had to many drinks, the woman is tied to each bedpost and sexified up. Once she passes out, the man procedes to poo on her chest and then lift the bed onto two legs so the woman is vertical facing the door. The door to the hotel is then left open and the man leaves.
Man: did you see Conors mom getting crucified?!
Woman: I already crucified his girlfriend!
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