Crowling

Crow·ling

1) A baby crow.

2) A child of the house of crow.

3) A somewhat angsty individual who wears dark clothes, enjoys writing and poetry, torturing their characters, and quoting Poe. This person is the sweetest individual you have ever encountered upon first meeting, shy and caring to everyone, and it is only later that you realize they are a Crowling- a creature who feeds on caffeine and the accumulated angst of the world. This person is often writing fanfiction and is incredibly popular in their writing circles for their talent. Knowing a person is a Crowling does not scare you away from that individual, rather, it makes you want cuddle that person away to the safety and comfort of the nearest beanbag because they are too precious for this world. Tea is their beverage of choice and, unsurprisingly, they like anime.

Rachel: "Is Carol holed up in their room writing in the dark AGAIN?"
Liz: "That's a crowling for you."

Diana: "Anyone seen Marry? I need writing tips."
Gwyn: "That crowling? Probably watching the newest Attack on Titan."

by birbfrens June 8, 2018

Crowding the plate

When someone is in or too close to your personal space which is making you feel uncomfortable. Same as how the annoyed baseball pitcher feels when the batter is making they're job harder by taking up the area of the plate he is aiming for.

I was standing in the grocery store line, when the impatient person behind me was practically breathing down my neck to get out of there. "He/she" is "Crowding the plate".

by TheNorthern October 24, 2010

pot crowding

When a sink encroaches over the toilet denying you from shitting.

I refuse to take a shit at John's house. His sink is a fucking jerk. What a pot crowding asshole, I had to shit on the floor instead.

by gindertopia August 25, 2012

reverse crowning

The act of fully inserting one's cranium into a women's vagina and ideally crawling into her womb. It is the reverse of the birthing process, specifically crowning. It is advisable to cover one's head in a balloon of some sort in order to maximize pleasure.

Guy: Dude, I want to finger that chick.
Experienced Friend: No man, you gotta try reverse crowning.

by AverageJoe93 September 25, 2011

Crowning the Throne

Struggling on the toilet to release a turd. One achieves crowning, but unable to do a full release. Pushing may or may not result in a partial pinch.

Roger clearly realized he was constipated bad when he was on the crapper for over an hour Crowning the Throne.

by Eaton Holgoode January 7, 2016

Crowning

When you feel your turd is pushing

I got to use the toilet, my turd is crowning

by styn99 March 18, 2014

crowing out

a synonym for spazzing out or freaking out.

crowing out is an extreme form of spazzing out where you talk so fast and frequently that people don't know what you're saying.

*playing a video game*
Baccam: "Hey scott how did you die?"
Scott: "doia sdomaw k dnkalnd HITREGGGk a,msdadj opwkm sdpoakdm lkwnal TIMINGd asda"
Baccam: Man he's just crowing out.

by MIneStrike Definition January 8, 2020