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I work for Asda, yet there's no escaping from being reminded that I'm now part of the 'Wal*Mart Family'.
by Spuff December 20, 2005
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Jan 18 Word of the Day
1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
1. Guy: "Aw man, I feel like absolute shit today."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."

2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
by L_Roku August 31, 2007
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Asda, short for Associated Dairies, was founded in 1965 by two Yorkshire dairy farmers, bought by Wal-Mart in 1999, which is currently suffering from low availability much to the dismay of its loyal customers. Apparently this is normal for Wal-Marts.
A customer came up to me and told me the shelves were empty again. Like I didn't know. I then proceeded to buy apple Pop-tarts, but there were none. No Mario 64 DS copies either.
by No. March 17, 2005
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A cheap shop which also sells clothes (George for asda)
Is allso very good if you want to shoplift
has rediculus advertising

person one: Im going Asda
person two: Asda price chingching *taps back pocket*
by Jessikah April 03, 2007
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A supermarket in Britain, part of the Wal-Mart chain. Quite popular with the moms of chavs and poor people. Most common people who shop there pronounce it "asdis". Despite all of its unattractive associations it is actually one of the best supermarkets, it looks better then a lot of other supermarkets and they have good DVDs. Plus they are the only ones who play music.
Im ashamed to say i like asda and i do shop there. its just all those common mucks bringing it down.
by Quitelate April 02, 2006
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Unpleasant, cheap and tacky named after the Unpleasant, cheap and tacky supermarket of the same name.
Ergh, that hooker is so ASDA.
by sausageroll2 July 01, 2011
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