Wal*Mart's British bitch.

I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)

Supermarket mostly found in Britain

Asda, short for Associated Dairies, was founded in 1965 by two Yorkshire dairy farmers, bought by Wal-Mart in 1999, which is currently suffering from low availability much to the dismay of its loyal customers. Apparently this is normal for Wal-Marts.

A cheap shop which also sells clothes (George for asda)
Is allso very good if you want to shoplift
has rediculus advertising

A supermarket in Britain, part of the Wal-Mart chain. Quite popular with the moms of chavs and poor people. Most common people who shop there pronounce it "asdis". Despite all of its unattractive associations it is actually one of the best supermarkets, it looks better then a lot of other supermarkets and they have good DVDs. Plus they are the only ones who play music.

Unpleasant, cheap and tacky named after the Unpleasant, cheap and tacky supermarket of the same name.