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I work for Asda, yet there's no escaping from being reminded that I'm now part of the 'Wal*Mart Family'.
by Spuff December 20, 2005
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From STEM, an abbreviation short for "Science, Technology, Engineering and Mathematics", a STEMlord is a pejorative term for a particular kind of person who has studied in these areas at university or works in these fields who holds a pretentious, condescending attitude to anyone who has studied in any other fields, particularly the Arts and Humanities. They typically believe themselves to be more "intelligent" and "rational", while generally remaining incredibly ignorant outside of their areas of expertise and having the charisma of a rotting pig's backside.
"Ugh, I wish Reddit wasn't full of STEMlords the entire goddamn time."
by nopeidontneedanameok October 15, 2015
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Asda, short for Associated Dairies, was founded in 1965 by two Yorkshire dairy farmers, bought by Wal-Mart in 1999, which is currently suffering from low availability much to the dismay of its loyal customers. Apparently this is normal for Wal-Marts.
A customer came up to me and told me the shelves were empty again. Like I didn't know. I then proceeded to buy apple Pop-tarts, but there were none. No Mario 64 DS copies either.
by No. March 17, 2005
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A cheap shop which also sells clothes (George for asda)
Is allso very good if you want to shoplift
has rediculus advertising

person one: Im going Asda
person two: Asda price chingching *taps back pocket*
by Jessikah April 03, 2007
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A supermarket in Britain, part of the Wal-Mart chain. Quite popular with the moms of chavs and poor people. Most common people who shop there pronounce it "asdis". Despite all of its unattractive associations it is actually one of the best supermarkets, it looks better then a lot of other supermarkets and they have good DVDs. Plus they are the only ones who play music.
Im ashamed to say i like asda and i do shop there. its just all those common mucks bringing it down.
by Quitelate April 02, 2006
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Unpleasant, cheap and tacky named after the Unpleasant, cheap and tacky supermarket of the same name.
Ergh, that hooker is so ASDA.
by sausageroll2 July 01, 2011
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