Crowler

An enormously large shit. The stench of a well sized "crowler" is capable of killing cancer.

Dude, I had to break that crowler up with a toilet brush, or else it wouldn't have gone down.

by Yellow Hair July 14, 2010

crowler

A metal can used as a growler for taking beer away from a brewery or pub. The beer is canned on site, and the lid of the growler has a standard pop top.

I bought a crowler of a new IPA at the brew pub down the street.

by timoteostewart June 25, 2017

Crowler

The act of breaking a crow's wings and one of its legs and solemnly watching as it attempts to crawl away.

Dood, you're such a crowler! Wanna go ravening?

by Vulch5 October 29, 2015

a.j. crowley

An angel that did not fall so much as saunter vaguely downwards. Crowley became a master gardener by threatening plants when they refused to grow, or simply didn't look quite as nice as the others. Hence, to A.J. Crowley your garden is to put the fear of God into it, or replace any plant that is not looking as robust as the others.

Those rosebushes are looking pretty raggedy. Time to A.J. Crowley that shit.

by Mr. Fell June 15, 2011

Mall Crawler

A Jeep Wrangler that is never taken mudding or off-roading. Essentially only bought for looks.

"How does she keep her Jeep so clean?"
"It's a mall crawler, she never takes it anywhere but the road"

by 999WRLD August 2, 2020

Crowley

Probably the gayest demon in Hell, Married an angel (lmao we wish), Created the M25, Made the Archangel Gabriel shooketh, And cried in a bookshop bc he thought he lost his husband. Professional Snakey Snake.

Crowley is a disaster gay.

Yea man. The best disaster.

by RhiadiHasDied August 10, 2019

Crowley

The snakiest boi. Crowley is a fallen angel who is secretly, deep down inside, really quite a nice person. Prone to pushing angels against walls. Very gay. Crowley's hips do Not Lie.

Look at that guy in a Bentley, must be Crowley

by yuor-devil August 31, 2019