crowner 

The erection of a crow (a crow-boner).

Crow 1 - Check out that hot crow!

Crow 2 - Wow, she's giving me such a raging crowner... I'm gonna need a few minutes before I can fly.

crowner by Ziggy l May 10, 2009

Crowner 

When someone takes a shit and you shove the turd log back inside the person's asshole

"I'm gonna give you a crowner!" Yelled Bill. Little did he know, Tommy was into that...
Gurt:yo

Crowner by The bestest dogboy June 8, 2025

clownery 

Acting a damn fool. Bafoonery, coonery, etc.; often for laughs, sometimes unwittingly at your own expense.

What the hell is all this? These people are taking part in pure clownery.

clownery by poetseed June 24, 2008

clownery 

the art of foolishness that could be compared to the acts of a clown

jamie bibby back at it again the with the clownery

clownery by jamiebibbysnonce July 1, 2019

Crowder chowder 

Ejaculate from a canine preferably served fresh; dog cum

Renowned dog cum drinker, Steven Crowder, enjoys crowder chowder

Crowder chowder by UncleDuncle June 23, 2021

Clownery 

When someone (anyone) is doing something stupid, or completely foolish for no given reason.

Whether it’s giving an opinion that no one asked for on social media, or yelling at your kid in public

“White people with braids?”,
“Get this clownery off my explore page”

Clownery by Whytbwhy April 18, 2019

I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England 

When a girl is so hot that screwing her could be nothing other than mythic or legendary.

That is the hottest girl I've ever seen. I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England.

I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England by AirRon October 26, 2007