crowner

The erection of a crow (a crow-boner).

Crow 1 - Check out that hot crow!

Crow 2 - Wow, she's giving me such a raging crowner... I'm gonna need a few minutes before I can fly.

by Ziggy l May 10, 2009

Crowner

When someone takes a shit and you shove the turd log back inside the person's asshole

"I'm gonna give you a crowner!" Yelled Bill. Little did he know, Tommy was into that...
Gurt:yo

by The bestest dogboy June 8, 2025

clownery

Acting a damn fool. Bafoonery, coonery, etc.; often for laughs, sometimes unwittingly at your own expense.

What the hell is all this? These people are taking part in pure clownery.

by poetseed June 24, 2008

clownery

the art of foolishness that could be compared to the acts of a clown

jamie bibby back at it again the with the clownery

by jamiebibbysnonce July 1, 2019

Crowder chowder

Ejaculate from a canine preferably served fresh; dog cum

Renowned dog cum drinker, Steven Crowder, enjoys crowder chowder

by UncleDuncle June 23, 2021

Clownery

When someone (anyone) is doing something stupid, or completely foolish for no given reason.

Whether it’s giving an opinion that no one asked for on social media, or yelling at your kid in public

“White people with braids?”,
“Get this clownery off my explore page”

by Whytbwhy April 18, 2019

I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England

When a girl is so hot that screwing her could be nothing other than mythic or legendary.

That is the hottest girl I've ever seen. I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England.

by AirRon October 26, 2007