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Crowley’d 

When you find a girl or particular group of girls attractive , so you hang out with them non stop being nothing but a friend . Thus, you will eventually have one of the girls feel bad for you and date you one day. However , this is not what’s going on in that pie shaped head of crowleys .
I thought I had a chance with the mtg stank group but apparently I was just getting Crowley’d the entire time!

Never making a move and acting like your the shit will ultimately end in what’s called “being crowley’d”
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Crowley’d 

When you find a girl or particular group of girls attractive , so you hang out with them non stop being nothing but a friend . Thus, you will eventually have one of the girls feel bad for you and date you one day. However , this is not what’s going on in that pie shaped head of crowleys .
I thought I had a chance with the mtg stank group but apparently I was just getting Crowley’d the entire time!

Never making a move and acting like your the shit will ultimately end in what’s called “being crowley’d”

Dire Crowley

Headmage at Night Raven College also known to be the hottest man known ever
person 1: Omg Dire crowley is so hot

person 2: real
Dire Crowley by Paaedk December 2, 2022

Dirty Crowley

I shouldn't have had that last burrito. I think I have to take a Dirty Crowley.
Dirty Crowley by FXP December 16, 2009

Croxley Danes 

Worst school in the uk

Very shit
Abou is a pervert
Croxley Danes is a shit hole
Croxley Danes by gangbanger7629 July 30, 2022

Croxley Danes 

a fucking shit hole with the worst rules if u miss just 2 days of they send a letter about missing school and possible fine. I hope miss ridge fucking dies she is a fat whale and I hate her.
Croxley danes is a shit hole and miss ridge eats the canteen.
Croxley Danes by little bully boo December 2, 2022

Dirty Cowley 

The act of being such an enormous stud that women become wet just by the thought of you
Oi lad did you see Matthew, he gave Sarah a Dirty Cowley
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