Cookblocking
Cookblocking by Geekycoconut March 17, 2013
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cockblocking keyboard
The keyboard that was shown at the beginning of the 'Hell To The No' number in Season 2, Episode 16 of Glee. It is the 'cockblocking keyboard' because the scene before 'Hell To The No' was the scene of Kurt and Blaine's first kiss. Right before they were about to show Kurt and Blaine's steamy second kiss, the scene cut to the angle of this keyboard, thus instigating a cockblock among the Klaine fandom.
Person 1: What's so special about this keyboard?
Klaine shipper: It is the cockblocking keyboard of evil. I WANT MY SECOND KLAINE KISS!
Klaine shipper: It is the cockblocking keyboard of evil. I WANT MY SECOND KLAINE KISS!
cockblocking keyboard by itcouldhappen--neversaynever September 13, 2011
Clockblocking
Being stopped from leaving work by your superior in the company who picks the last minutes of the day to stop and talk to you.
(v) Its 4:59 pm and your about to finish work for the day just then the phone rings it’s your boss who wants to talk to you for a "few minutes" your boss is "clockblocking".
(v) Its 4:59 pm and your about to finish work for the day just then the phone rings it’s your boss who wants to talk to you for a "few minutes" your boss is "clockblocking".
Dude, just as I was leaving from work my boss called and kept me on the phone for forty-five minutes..he is always clockblocking me.
Clockblocking by TheRealMcCoy August 3, 2009
cockblocking
That fucking punk-bitch took my seat at the bar and eventually took home the girl i was talking to. He was totally cockblocking me.
cockblocking by WillyStyle November 9, 2007
cockblockin
1. The act of interfering with anothers attempts to gratify themselves. Usualy sexualy, but does not have to be.
2. Hatin. Being a Hater. Interupting ones advances upon another individual.
2. Hatin. Being a Hater. Interupting ones advances upon another individual.
1. Yo, I tried to fuck Keshia but her sister was cockblockin by staying in the room with us.
2. Im tryna get my freak on with this chick in the club, but the bouncer keeps cockblockin.
2. Im tryna get my freak on with this chick in the club, but the bouncer keeps cockblockin.
cockblockin by Leezy October 9, 2006
Cockblocking coalition
Cockblocking coalition by EddieWins September 10, 2019
Self-cockblocking
Guy1: That guy sucks at getting girls.... Guy2: If only he'd stop self-cockblocking, then just maybe he'd lose his virginity.
Self-cockblocking by Xero _ Manifest October 22, 2010
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