Definitions by Geekycoconut

Straight zone 

Like being friend zoned but because they're the wrong sexuality. This can apply with either asker or asked being the wrong sexuality, but it is always heartbreakingly painful

Me: hey, wanna go out with me some time
Every girl ever: I'm sorry... I'm a lesbian?
Me: damn, straight zoned again

Straight zone by Geekycoconut March 17, 2013

Cookblocking 

The act of using up ingredients in the fridge so another cannot cook what they intended to

Me: Jim where's the cheese?
Jim: Oh I ate it.
Me: God damn it Jim stop cookblocking me!

Cookblocking by Geekycoconut March 17, 2013