Crowlocks

A white guy with dreadlocks a la Adam Duritz from Counting Crows.

Check out that burner's sweet crowlocks, I bet they smell great.

by John Johnsonmeat November 5, 2011

Jim Crowlocaust

A Jim Crowlocaust is a claim of extreme discrimination based on a relatively minor, often First World, inconvenience.

"I have to get my temperature taken before entering this Applebees? I don't consent! This is discrimination! This is a Jim Crowlocaust!"

by aricontent August 26, 2021

Chollocks

Possessing a chin which resembles a pair of bollocks; i.e. a deep cleft thus resulting in bulbous protrusion on either side. A highly amusing facial feature.

John you haven't shaved your chollocks today.

by damselle December 12, 2010

Cowrocks

this guy on youtube with 100 subs he is funny and he has a piss kink

Hey do you watch Cowrocks?
Yeah I do.

by Bob E (Real) July 3, 2021

Cornlocks

Nappy fucked up cornrows that turn into nappy fucked up dreadlocks.(an alteration of the Predator's hair style.)

Wow check out that guy's cornlocks, they look greasy as fuck.

by Istayhighalldayson420420brosef January 15, 2009

Credlocks

Credlocks, also called cocks or creds are matted coils of hair. Credlocks are usually intentionally formed to allow those with conventional, conservative or cliquey views to appear to belong to liberal counter culture movements.
Credlocks are a defacto part of being a trustafarian and can often be distinguished from 'dreads' by the hosts difficulty interacting with others not wearing a similar or cooler uniform.

" I don't like shopping in tescos as much as anyone but think how much the people squatting the stokes croft site are costing the taxpayers of bristol" ginger cred - Brizzle Fest 2010

"what fine credlocks that policeman has"

by lozferatu November 14, 2010

Crowblock

When your inebriated friend inadvertently smothers any chance you had at getting laid tonight, as if he was Jon Snow protecting the Wall

I was gonna bang that chick tonight until you crowblocked me.

by got123 November 5, 2016