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croptard 

Someone who takes screenshots of photos because they don’t know how to save the originals, but they also don’t know how to crop their screenshots down to just the photo, so they repost photos of their whole screen.
I see a lot of good memes posted today but they were a nuisance to re-share because they were posted by croptards.
croptard by SgtBoom May 31, 2021
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Cryptard 

An asshole so consumed by cryptocurrency mining, that this is the only thing they know how to talk about, with no regard as to how no one else gives a shit.
Man, that dude is such a cryptard, that is all he ever talks about!
Cryptard by Klaatu9898 February 6, 2018
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Pronounced “cro - tar”, crottard is a word used by French Canadian to describe a dirty person.
Alan: “Do you see that guy ?”
Alex: “Yeah I saw him. Dude he smells bad as fuck! ”
Alan: “Dude, this guy is a real crottard.”
Crottard by Camicow3 April 6, 2019

Crontard 

Someone who is hopelessly incompetent when it comes to basic computer tasks.

Not always, but often applies to person(s) born before 1990.
IT guy: Jamie is a complete Crontard. This is the fifth time I have had to walk her through the process of adding contacts into her contact list.
Crontard by EagleAS October 29, 2011
One who displays substandard intelligence while simultaneously being "full of crap."

adj: craptarded
My schedual didn't say I was supposed to work today! The manager is such a craptard.
craptard by Pan-Chan November 30, 2003

Cryptards 

All members of the secured.community crypto chat
I listened to the "expert" cryptards advice in the Secured crypto chats and lost my wife & house
Cryptards by ResellBooster69 January 14, 2022
An act of such exceptional stupidity that it will inspire the intelligent people around to lose their cool and retort in kind.

From the words 'Crowbar' and 'Retard'.
First Example:
"Officer, I didn't mean to hurt him, honestly. He just grabbed a crowtard and came at me, and I had to unleash the beast."

Second Example:
First Guy: You know, I seem to have a specific look that I give people that tells them "I'm going to kill you". I wish I could use it at any time.

Second Guy: I, strangely enough, know that feeling. I can do the creepy face that weirds some people out, and makes some people look at me like I'm insane or just ridiculous, but that heartless 'I really want you dead' look kinda has to be pried out of me with a crowtard.
Crowtard by AlphaMaelstrom January 31, 2010